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Exploring the Cosmos Through Sound: Analog Ambient Artist, Brian Haran, presents a Unique Performance at GreenHill Center for NC Art

On April 5, 2024, from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m., GreenHill Center for North Carolina Art presents local analog ambient artist, Brian Haran, who will transport audiences into the depths

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Analog Ambient Artist, Brian Haran, Presents a Unique Performance at GreenHill Center for NC Art

Exploring the Cosmos Through Sound:

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Beyoncé's world tour coming to theaters | Entertainment

A documentary chronicling Beyoncé’s just-concluded 39-city Renaissance World Tour will premiere in North American theaters Dec. 1, 2023, AMC Theaters announced last week.

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Dopetrackz Radio - Podcast Hosting Service | PressReleasePoint

Host a Podcast Radio Show on a real Radio station. Buy airtime and do it at Dopetrackz Radio with Promo on social media.

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Connecting communities through radio | PressReleasePoint

Zimbabwe media stakeholders are set for Chiredzi to commemorate World Radio Day (WRD) 2022 under the national theme, “Connecting communities through radio”. This year’s edition of the WRD will be commemorated against a backdrop of the recent licensing of Community Radio Stations.

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The 11th Hour With Brian Williams-20210929-03:33:00

you made a huge contribution to the dismantling of apareid. first streaming series ever on netflix, little hammer, when they were still mailing out cds in paper eelopes to our houses, and you were a founding father, let's not forget, of a sound of a subgenre of rock 'n' roll, the jersey shore sound, the asbury park sound, of that list, what are you proudest of? >> well, younow, i think the radio formats, both of them are going to live beyond me, i hope, both the underground garage and outlaw country. i think they're both extremely important formats that include the best of the old and the best of the new. we have introduced over 1,000

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Soulful Music Releases by Black Artists from February 23-26

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Soul, man it’s what drives music as a whole. As with all things, music adapts to what’s current, already going on. In recent years, the concept of the genre has transformed into whatever a specific artist identifies with, whether that’s the backing tracks, lyrics or melodies, soul has become a much more approachable genre. Neo-soul, a sub-genre launched in the mid-‘90s, is influenced by funk, punk, jazz and hip hop, moving away from its musical counterpart, R&B. Nearly 30 years later, “neo” isn’t so new anymore, but even still, it seems like alternative R&B artists such as Noname, Masego and Smino are continuing to shift towards the neo soul genre.

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Rush Limbaugh dead: Here are 3 feel-good shows that redeem talk radio

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Rush Limbaugh has died at the age of 70 after being diagnosed with lung cancer in January 2020, his wife, Kathryn, announced on his eponymous radio show on Wednesday morning. The right-wing talk radio host will perhaps be most remembered for his long history of controversial provocations, insults, and hate speech (and/or his inexplicable beef with
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World Health Organization declared Thursday that the corona virus epidemic in China now constitutes a public health emergency of international concern Lisa shrine reports from Geneva so far only 98 cases have been confirmed in 18 countries outside China including 8 cases of human to human transmission in 4 countries w.h.o. Director general taters. Acknowledges this is a relatively small number compared to China but he notes the numbers are going up and infections are spreading to more contrary the main reason for this. Is not because of what is happening in China but because of what is happening in our countries the committee does not recommend restrictions on international travel and trade it calls on countries to implement decisions based on evidence not on rumor and misinformation. And for v.o.a. News Geneva Meanwhile health officials say that for the 1st time in the United States the new virus from China spread from one person to another a.p. Correspondent Jennifer King has details public health officials in Chicago have confirmed the 1st u.s. Case of person to person transmission of worrisome new virus the u.s. Cases reported to be the husband of a Chicago woman who fell ill after returning from a trip to will haunt China here's Illinois state epidemiologist Dr Jennifer Laden he recently began reporting and we're going mediately admitted to the hospital and placed in an appropriate isolated place in room where he is in stable condition officials are investigating contacts of the couple and say the man said he hadn't been to any large scale gatherings Illinois director of public health doctor and Ghazi is this person to person spread between 2 very close contact a wife and her husband the virus is not spreading widely across the community I'm Jennifer King this is v.o.a. News Chief Justice John Roberts has spent the past several hours. Reading aloud questions submitted by Senators and president trumps the impeachment trial but not all of them a.p. Washington correspondent saga may Ghani explain Sr Chief Justice or from Kentucky Rand Paul's question was given to the chief justice who paused the presiding officer declines to read the question as submitted a Republican familiar with the situation says Roberts had told g.o.p. Leader Mitch McConnell's office earlier that he did not want to read the name of the Intelligence Community Whistleblower Paul has said he believes may have conspired with House staff My question is not about the whistleblower and instead says it was about 2 National Security Council staffers who he says have been heard talking about impeaching the president for years I don't know who is a lawyer is solder maggoty at the White House the trumpet ministration said Thursday it would continue at least for now its policy of not sanctioning foreign companies that work with Iran civilian nuclear program Brian hook the u.s. Envoy to Iran said the United States would Renu for 60 days sanctions waivers that permit Russian European and Chinese companies to continue to work with Iran civilian nuclear facilities without running afoul of u.s. Sanctions Hoke said the United States wants companies to take advantage of the sanctions exemptions for humanitarian relief we want companies to take advantage of the exemptions in our sanctions regime. For Food medicine medical devices and agricultural products the waivers are among the last remaining components of the 2015 nuclear deal that President Donald Trump pulled out of in 2018 Iran's missile attack on an Iraqi base earlier this month is putting a spotlight on brain injuries as the number of u.s. Troops who has suffered such injuries in the attack has grown beyond 50 A.P.'s Ben Thomas reports your brain is a very fragile part of your body joint chiefs chairman General Martin Millie says the military doesn't take brain injuries seriously in the unseen wounds of war for example those can be be serious or they can be not so serious depends on the individual depends on the proximity to the blast and sometimes they're lifelong sometimes they resolve themselves within weeks or months he says traumatic brain injuries or t.b.i. Can take time to appear so when we see an initial casualty reports we're really talking about killed in action and serious injuries like loss of limbs the t.b.i. Manifest itself over time it's not necessary instantaneous Melly says the Pentagon is studying ways to reduce and prevent brain injuries on the battlefield and to improve diagnosis and treatment Ben Thomas Washington for more on these stories and the rest of the day's news be sure to visit our Web site to v.o.a. News dot com I'm David Burd v.o.a. News. Today Flow mankind never be like you we also be the wrecks and Florida Georgia Line meant to be that song was number one on the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart for weeks on end and if you like country music join me on Fridays for a country head to v.o.a. We'll bring you some of the best in country music every Friday at 10 or 20100 u.t.c. Catch me at either time right there on v.o.a. Bill I want to hit Harry Styles I adore you his North American tour kicks off in June. Here's Billie all the good girls on. Such a. That's . Silly. As again. The elder one of the hits Dean Lewis be all right we also heard Sean Mendez in my blood no surprise that Sean and Camilla was spotted kissing on the party bus after the Grammy those 2 kids that keep their hands off each other that's what we call madly in love and I am not mad but I was making strong We also heard marshmallow in church is here with me and Billy eyeless all the good girls this is below I was on their heads. In the. Budget was a judgement call and memories of everything written to. Them to no place because the Jews bring down the memories and the memories but it. Isn't done. Playing. It with new steps to. The new. Soon. To. Live within. The Jews may call America. Down to. The Jews bring back on the memories and the areas playing. Be good. That company maybe. You can answer me so. No. Jews need. To come. To. The Ok. British Islands law no no no no we're. Going to upload what is going to make this is no good going to a game or no fun but I don't think it's such an I was told to. Stand gold. Gold. Your location. Commune. Dumb employees. With. The only one to his colleague location we also had one republic Rescue Me and Justin Bieber yummy Justin recently revealed that that song is about his sex life no surprise there right how low does listen to what my name is the wrong And coming up the new one from Ed Sheeran with Camille but 1st here is Sam Smith How do you sleep v.o.a. One. Live

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BBC Radio 4 Extra-20200126-230000

It's because Croydon is when they say places that if well for years certainly when I was growing up it was a big comedy and it was Croydon you know so it gave their lives to be its name space so although I don't know you see now I go back and probably this is just being sort of I would now touch but it seems terribly it to me it's got a box park if you've ever been to a bottle part with boxes in it it's a poll of boxes of shipping containers where they put over priced food and. I mean it's marvelous it's all the young people like Bradley's eating I can dine here he's been globally you know the Coming up 20 years now I think over 20 I think 20 years I'm going to be 47 tomorrow so oh well you're only looked. So obviously do you think I mean you must have been on sign many bills where you were the only woman on the bill yes yes yes yes yes yes yes there's a less often these days definitely yeah the early days because at the time because we didn't have social media and you would very rarely see another female comic because it was the rule being busy doing shows with men so you know and I have female comic friends but we never really discussed the level of sexism and weirdness in the early days and the the things you'd put up with from audiences like to get you to you know was just such a regular hacker really do. All the time but you know to the point that you had to have a few sort of designs for it and it would really I think what support laws do you want I think my rules are very specifically about my own tickets which are very much h. Really is what it will be involved for me. But yeah it was very yeah I mean it's just massively different in terms of there are more women doing it and audience is more use to it and. People of color are in this mall but then I'm not sure that there is as much diversity of style as there was because you can't get away with some of the crazy stuff because there was always specialize in your diet a and now you know stand up comedy has become a kind of much more sort of commercial and seeing people go and see comics because I've seen them live it Apollo Evan you know which I'm not complaining about too but it does mean that there is a different and that's what I'm complaining in I do not like it when there was you know Bailey's remembrance. You know crystalline of a no just sort of people who would put a fork at the bottom or now you couldn't do that because health and so if you feel them today I don't think you were allowed to do it then to be honest Arthur I think you know I still didn't know that I knew there was talk of you having a campfire in your show there was about the brownies and that has not happened it would put it down to health and safety but it's also my own laziness because in order to sort of secure a camp fire a venue you have to do a lot of work yeah imagine it would be a lead anywhere you can even have a character smoking a cigarette or you know you have to go through a lot of hoops you have to basically have a personality is with the queen yeah in order to get it and I decided that she was a bit busy at the moment I thought she's got other things on our mind yeah. Finally let me ask you what advice would you gave to Lucy polled. 25 years ago who wants to start comedy or you know a woman of your age when you were that woman well we go back to the ninety's going on I've got when I want. To buy can so sorry mate Oh yeah I mean what advice would you give to a young comedian starting out now a young comedian saucing out now I would say. Oh it mean they have it so hard financially. I think an I think become independently wealthy for something else 1st. Find some way to make a 1000000 pounds and then becomes an accordion Oh god knows what it's like now full of those one thing that is different these days is much more often people do shows about themselves about their own sadnesses or problems yes things that have happened them but I was sort of I mean I don't like to say I was ahead of a time but yeah I think I've always been quite happy to be quite confessional but then just nothing interesting ever to happen to me like I'm not really friends go to the effort to get a campfire not equally huge personal trauma but you have got a brand is uniform certainly in the post earlier if you will show well yes but I did it so I made a special Brownie uniform for the show and I wore it for the 1st couple of shows not Imbra and it was too disturbing. To me and everyone else had the sight of a 46 year old I mean to be 47 tomorrow the 27th of January. But yeah it was just a bit weird and it just felt like it was making the show too much about the brownies and it's you know it's kind of about lots of other things as wow yeah and there are lots p.p.d. Turn up in the guard uniforms and Scout was not brownies because they are a bit too young for the show there are a couple of source a bit sin and I really swear but it's not it's not for the eleven's But yeah and so yeah now I just went home a place well I recommend that you go and see Lucy in her normal clothes. It's really great selling point is if he's wearing her normal clothes well I can vouch that you are a very funny person who says the show is to be into tightening as it was you did it in November and everybody loved it there you know it was yeah yeah I'm pretty confident Lucy Poulter thank you for joining us in the comedy club. What's this there was a scout sign used to do all things all people they did did did does a dog like that with the thing although I don't think that is really a thing to be prepared and we're doing I'm doing the brownie silly and you're doing I did what you were doing Remember this. 3 day weekend the producer Laura has got it she was obviously very good branding go right now she has a name. She still got it she still got the. And do you good date and happy both day for tomorrow Lisa Bailey mentioned you know I don't know 50 years and you'll be. Mistress of the radio this is the comedy club. On the radio or shortly on the right. It is now just offer 11 and you're listening to the comedy club with me Imelda Marcos next annoy we have to treat that is Lenny Henry rogue's gallery in which the comedian writes a series of comic monologues with twists in the title it's annoying in man's red flower Monica doll and stars in this story about a song sister who discovers I'm a regular serum. Raise rogue's gallery man's red flag starring Monica. Here at the facility research advancements in d.n.a. The brain the human genome and whatever else springs to Heston's brilliant mind we did it until you know Estens incredibly clever Oxbridge obviously streets ahead of any of his peers went to the states to lecture in the evolution of evolution at Cal Tech and left most of the academics there for dust. The facility came into being 12 years ago and Heston Charles was the boy king brought in to run it very brilliant by a technician nicknamed the punk Darwin partly because of his crippled left leg and partly due to his insistence on following the advice of even juries song spastic his autistic us and painting his to Tanian Walking-Stick self Yuruk green despite his physical infirmity praise for his scientific theories attracted nonstop attention from female admirers who flowed to him like electrons to a positron and of course Heston being Heston he worked it for all he was worth the posses he threw after the facility was so crazy you need a hazmat suit after what. Any Yes Ok we do work with animals at the facility various experiments and tests are undertaken we know what the issues are Ok but this is evolutionary science we don't shoving Benson and Hedges into his Ebers mouth and saying Go on Zelda have a drag on that it will not the stripes FIA we are serious in any case I'm pretty sure most of our inmates would refuse freedom after all they get unlimited t.v. Yoga classes and the very best drugs day in day out for free. Heston has been heavily criticized by some of his colleagues for playing God but Heston just smiles that devilish smile and says if the cap fits. So. What happened. Well Heston's theories were only to the idea that apes have somehow become stranded in the ascent to human level intelligence that their entire species would benefit from some kind of by a genetic boost something totally explosive in defective imagine if you were constipated you used Centex instead of sent a colt that's the general idea anyway Heston thought that apes could be where the addition to the human workforce if trained properly they could relieve the burden of pressure on mankind by taking over some of the more onerous tasks not just shelf stacking or burger flipping but number crunching mine a clock and u.t.c. Hasting gameshows eccentric I know it all sounds a bit brave new world but Heston funny enough isn't interested in science fiction his favorite thing to say after he'd had 6 martini Red Bulls was all about science fuck baby then he would stick uptown funk on repeat turn it up to lead and we'd all have to do the dance and then work until 4 in the morning. I've always had a soft spot for Heston Of course he doesn't even look at me I'm not his type I'm just a lab worker pure and simple and it doesn't matter what I wear or how I style my hair I could literally stand on my workbench completely naked when he came in the morning and he would just grunt morning Charlotte and fall into his office. But that was going to change. Thanks to his team's research we have developed a boost to serum called p r one and 8 it looks like the word primate as texted by a bored teenager in the last few years we've been testing different versions of p.r. One I made basically a concoction of system accelerators and long chain proteins on a variety of subjects Primo and Sue Goodwin day were manifest alas they died exploded during yoga one morning they were performing the downward facing dog j. Why I remember that anyway just as that completing the 2nd sun salutation fact they were all over the walls but there was enough promise there for the work to continue can't make a genetically modified only it without killing several dozen apes right Erin was next he was a Rwandan gorilla he almost worked too well he's still the plans for the facility with 2 around the tank deputies Elvis and Jerry Lee formed a cohort of disciples and engineered a massive escape attempt disabling the security system killing 2 security guards and stealing 4 plasma T.V.'s and the x. Box Aaron Elvis Jerry Lee and their followers will a bottom ised and quietly disposed of. The top brass were running out of patients has to in told us of course has been charmed them during the meeting winning them over by saying that Rome wasn't built in a day the human genome wasn't sequenced in a week and that it took many years to discover the actual use of mom might. Top brass laughed at that but warned him seemingly without any that these monkeys don't grow on trees you know say Heston said he'd be more careful next time and he was. There were many tweaks alterations and changes to p.r. When any in this period and then suddenly. And I was there on the operating table a 200 pound gorilla from the mountain region of Uganda fully grown immensely strong . As and his treatment progressed and we monitored the tone barrier screens around the facility we would hear Heston limping around on his sticks and yelling this is the one I tell you this is going to be the one. And he was right. The 1st thing and I did once she had woken up was asked for a cup of lapsing sushi and a vegetable curry understand him a copy dressing on. Within a month she had mastered computer technology the great works of literature Voltaire Rousseau Aristotle Joseph Campbell and Jackie Collins and watch box sets of David Asman bro The Sopranos Breaking Bad and Only Fools and Horses Heston was completely smitten they played chess together and Scrabble and Twister I was jealous of course I was what am I chopped liver 8 years of him grunting morning Charlotte at me and then Lady gorilla gargle shows up and I'm not even acknowledged dumped like a 6 year old Skoda on an airfield. I was hurt A.T.'s is a long time to wait for some kind of recognition it's very frustrating then guess what he goes on t.v. It. Bossed it. She was annoyingly brilliant on Newsnight Evan Davis was literally blown away she told jokes on The Tonight Show how do you cook bacon in the jungle. Put it under the gorilla. Along with this I'm here to try that the new comedy schtick Ana developed a political conscience which has tended nothing to stop I would even go as far as to say that he encouraged her it was unlike man she would bang on a non Why shouldn't I have the right to vote I'm far better read in a 100 times more intelligent than the average Briton he has ever actually read Moby Dick Well I have twice and yet you treat me like some kind of 2nd class citizen I try to tell has to and he'd gone too far told him that he'd stolen fire from the gods and created a monster that would pull the entire facility down around his ears and destroy all his hard work and all because he secretly fancied Anna he pushed me up against the wall put his face so close I could smell the cigarettes on his breath and told me I was only jealous and he could never fancy someone like me and then he just slipped away. What a prick if there was a place in the world called pricks will that be a statue of Heston Charles in the town center with an enormous prick growing out of his for it Meanwhile Anna was the toast bagel and crumpet of the town the top banana as it were reading the jungle book to children in underprivileged schools giving political speeches on behalf of Amnesty International and even appearing on Celebrity mostest Chef which I thought was a bit much she came 2nd though you can't cook bananas for every course and vowed to smash her opponents the next time competitive bitch. And thanks to our. Compound the company that owned the facility was about to go public on the Stock Exchange the effects of p.r. Want to mate only short term so if you bought it you need constant top ups a perfect business model. Everyone here was about to become very rich indeed I didn't care about the money I just wanted Heston to show caution and I had already spoken out against incarceration and animal testing and one night I had the marketing Heston was drunk and telling Ana that he had provided her with every book she'd read chosen every piece of music she had ever listened to given her every opportunity in fact he created her and therefore she should show a bit of respect she quoted Volterra him men an equal it's not birth but virtue that makes the difference has to new law ft told of Voltaire was a dead French Ponce and then tried to kiss her. Ana pushed him away with all his strength and knocked him clean across the lab. Heston showed up at Mike Walters and ranted for an hour about how he had created an a from scratch he was drunk of course she had sprung fully formed from his mind and his mind only I sobered him up with some black coffee and stroked his head and of course that set him off he went on one of his I could never love you Charlotte rants on and on and on he went until finally he lunged out of my room and left me to a sleepless night. The next day a small group of the world's press arrived at the facility has to know was that with his hair slicked back and his clash City Rockers t. Shirt on to his gleaming white lab coat with skinny jeans and brothel creepers looking every inch the rock n roll lab rat the rest of us of course we dressed conservatively. Anna made her entrance lavishly dressed in green by Alexander McQueen and shocking pink Jimmy Choo heels I have to say she looked faintly ridiculous green and pink were not colors. Heston addressed the press with a huge smile and a twinkle in his eye he announced that peel one and 8 was going to be floated on the stock market and reconfigured as a safe study 8 students worldwide in its much weaker in connotation it could increase stamina insurance and intelligence by 70 percent he continued that although work on our primate friends would cease now that we knew the boundaries of the compounds if it it's as he said this an astute up and rule board at the cameras . To be look bottom ised turned into a vegetable might as well kill me because to live without my intelligence is to return me to what I was a dumb animal scratching my parts and throwing feces at innocent bystanders yes bastard Hester the real reason you don't want me around anymore is because I was sick put you know. What you changed your plans Hester what happened to all that bullshit about apes working side by side with men to make the world a better place Heston yelled You don't get to ask me anything anymore shame and all that intelligence and you're a bit of a ball back to the drawing board for me. The next bit happened in slow motion and his eyes flashed and then she reached out and grabbed the top of his head and I knew that with her strength she could easily twist it off like a bottle top so I did what anyone would do really a jumped on to the workbench I ran across picked up a computer and buried deep in his head. The rest you know. I'm not proud of my actions but what was I to do I couldn't let that bitch kill my Heston I couldn't she'd been nothing without Him How did she. Of course all the camera and recording equipment was confiscated there was one unfortunate front page story in The Sun I hate the headline and the photograph of a shot of me holding the computer over my head about to smash it into an a skull that picture doesn't show me off in my best light at all and the headline is just say childish it's insulting giant chimps apes Heston limp the monkey pimp 1st start Heston is not a pimp he is a serious scientist and secondly I am not a chimp I'm a big no. Right I think I've given you everything you wanted to know can I go back to my time. Rogue's Gallery. And Monica golden was produced by some Michelle it was a b.b.c. Radio comedy production. And next week Lenny returns with another roguish tale this one titled moon sisters. This is a. Great. Back to the. Time now for a little bit of Lublin is from the Cutler and friends including fishy verse and how to jazz up maids this is a study prone study. To you. Stargate prone it comes from. And eek from women who. 3 years. Of. The other half sit down and he does have a fish shan't sit down to tell me what happened to the other half. Where shall we go let's go for a walk we've done that before let's go for another. Where shall we go home let's go into the garden we've been there before let's try a new let's sit in the sun 3 kind of thing it's 2nd to Matthew on and on and so on I'll just have the egg the shell has got right. Well have to Matto the stammers still on I want a divorce you've said that already but this time I mean go back to your mum I'll go back to model no go back this evening I'll sleep in my own and listen to what I want to hear in the renewal. And no Today Stuti doing the bathroom episode one this mince needs something done to returning a belief chewed mouthful to his dessert spoon he looked at it thoughtfully prodded gently and banged it on to his plate then he lifted me by the colored we don't stairs and find something quick the mince isn't going to get hotter as ever note the front. Pushing to pick myself up after my big sister's leg could shut out like lightning to add a spice of danger to my mission I could hear Mother scraping the min spec into the pup to keep warm and each the mittens and no tamed and jumped straight into the 1st one a cloud of Sind of zeros and I could no longer see but I could hear of the clink of glass below my feet. Down I felt the bottles then rubbed them in my jersey to see what they were 3 beer bottles a milk bottle a bottle of castor oil half used and a bottle of Ok surface I grabbed the Ok and jumped out placed it on the grass and leapt straight into the middle one it was all kippered bones skins and potato peelings it's got to be number 3 I thought panic rising in my chest my prayer was answered number 3 was food I could pick and choose I stuffed 6 us bottles and 3 wine bottles of my jersey kicked the Ok sauce contemptuously to one side made my way back up like a bore hole nearly come to term and bang my head on the door when it opened I staggered over to the sink where Mother deftly transferred my treasure below the tap my big sister wiped them dry and mother spinny and placed them in God's or sorry on the kitchen table father emptied the wine to whites and I read into our Queen as one pint glass mug mother slapped sauce into the mince with the heel of the stuff they hand it to crude bottles to get the taste right then we sat down to a banquet of riotously flavored mins and receptive wine followed by 3 pineapple chunks each with juice. Afterwards as we children only repleat on the carpet but being quietly mothers I cut my jealousy look at you she screamed and raising me across her knee beat me like an old rug and raising as far as I could see a good sized Clode of dust. A stuck a pin a pin a stuck a pen Leigh's and blues and some good in it a flippy kludge mice left kitchen it's a busy group can snoop soup cannot eat that people you know I'm fighting Sure. The storekeeper and the person a study prayer and Liza in them blues in the circle in the to flee pick lot must like each it these he would and snaked Zip I don't get right. If I do let me read stuff out if I think it will add interest to the show does that mean no it means what I said Oh Mr. Oh crumbs you English have so emotional buying in the middle of the show good. Money are the very man Craig I think been Nicholson's the finest Rosman that's ever been the heart of it in which case I'd better sing a song. Here you are Billy's wife when s.t.s. One will. 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I have found a technique which allows people who have lost interest in poetry and who know that they can't write but who would love to do so to realise it of a surprising quality instead of concentrating on the meaning of you're right concentrate on the music of the one it's this will seem to your brain to be stupid and that you will write rubbish but that is just your brain trying to stop you succeeding during the short series you'll hear the odd poem made of nonsense Well it's these have 2 functions one for you to discover the pleasure of the it is in the sound of its And 2 that the brain can make value judgements and what it sees as numb sins and for lets you could come with it. I find that if you concentrate on the sound of the noun. And verbs alone and use the other parts of speech as you would normally the point you're right will flow more easily it is important that you relax before you start to write but I'm not convinced that alcohol or other drugs is the way try this tense the arms then let go repeat do the same with the legs raise the shoulders to the ears then relax roll the head round gently and do the same with the ads take a deep breath then expel sharply repeat tomorrow pen and paper may be useful. Way sorry when I've got fluffy. Stuckey. And suckle in. My sled kitchen. And a study Prain was written and performed by I've a Cutler with Alice No killed and Craig Mary all it was reduced by Neil Cargill next week we have more studies brains at the same time. This is the comedy club how many times this is becoming time just a comedy hour on land. Now before we say goodbye to Sunday night and the weekend we just have time for one more program it's as told to Craig Brown in which our favorite Craig introduces a mixture of satire social observation and nonsense 1st heard in 2008 this program features the dream same of Juliet Stevenson John Humphrys And Steve writes It is a combination. Pointed this is Craig Brown hang loose medical use we're all searching for something and you know what we still haven't found who I'm looking for but a wise man once told me the only way to find what you're looking for is make sure you lose it 1st because if something's not lost in this precious little point in finding that they discovered that. Once more but when you say one small What is it exactly that you mean once more unto the breach dear friends so now you seem to be saying and correct me if I'm wrong but now you seem to be saying that you'll go and I quote Once more unto the breach and you expect everybody else your so-called friends to follow you I suppose are closed the hall up with English that in peace there's nothing. So becomes a man as modest stillness and humility going to have to interrupt you there you see a lot of our listeners will be saying to themselves Well it's all very well to him to claim bold as brass that he's planning to close the war up without English dead but if he really had any modest stillness and humility then surely he would do something to stop all this needless slaughter what he said to that but when the blast of war blows in our ears then imma take the action of the tiger step from the send news conjure up the blood of the skies spare nature with heart but rage so what you're really saying is that it is perfectly all right by you if we all lose our tempers every few seconds yes on the land they are turnabout aspect but it prior to the portage of the head like the proud yes or no can on the pro mic just carefully are stuck like girl at rock or hanging up our listeners will have to make up their own minds because that's all we have time for now over to Gary with the support. 10 Things You Didn't Know About Jane Austen. To make it to any one time around the world there are over $600.00 Jane Austen annotations being produced next month alone sees the 20 years of nothing on ice starring changed all billing Kasserine Moreland and b.b.c. T.V.'s new main seals Park starring Tom Jordan is Jayne Mansfield. Doing television Vic and Stein one the world is or that is on the box $1.00 all that is on the box is on television $1.00 television is the totality of all programs 1.12 nothing to exist in the world until it has been on television 1.13 nothing on television truly exists in the word 1.14 Deal or No Deal exists on television do you know no deal does not exist in reality $1.00 television is not reality it is a model of reality to television contains the possibility of all situations $2.00 It is evident that they've heard of television however different it may be from the . One must have something a form in common visit to point to though it is hard to see what 2.3 people in the real world share many properties with people on television 2.4 not including Robert kilroy silk $2.00 If Robert cure exists he exists only on television $2.00 Robert Cura silk is no longer on television $2.00 Robert curious silk does not exist $2.00 he has been switched off he cannot now be switched back on others and in repeat $2.00 It would be a sort of accident if it turned out that in future episodes of Kilroy was celebrated as classics and sold in boxed sets on d.v.d. Just as we are quite unable to imagine special objects outside space or temporal objects outside time so too we cannot imagine repeats of Kilroy ever being viewed again advertisement 3 if television reflects the world as it is it must have something in common with that which it depicts 3 point one But if this is the case it would surely be possible to find someone in real life who resembles Esther Rantzen. Accessing your new vehicle. One a congratulations on buying a new vehicle your new vehicle has been constructed to the highest specifications and hand tested by computer in Alabama tree controlled vehicle workshops to work in modules of your vehicle I maintain in a state of operational excellence by our exclusive in-car computer ahead of you and many years of motoring pleasure nothing can possibly. Be. You elect on it most Ticky your new vehicle enjoys the fully computerized modern benefits facilitated by at a touch central locking radio remote control minute he adjusted to workshop specifications is based in your attic Tunick most icky. And can be used to unlock the car from a long distance away. To facilitate your motoring pleasure on board computer and shows that when it goes wrong it cannot cheaply be put right. Important or new account place or an external master key in your mouth or the mouths of your passengers for long periods of time in the event that you or your passenger have inadvertently swallowed you and act on it masterkey turn at once to Section $27.00 f. On looking your vehicle for most wanted position. Gives a shit of persuasion Renae to me or don't take too much persuasion and scripted by a manager Davis the soon to be filled with dissent has hands and Mickey rule because Captain went with it and the receiver knew opening and catch it went for the seam a key love in the region seepage the middle seems falso see them in bed together and theory bit together the 2 in the final say only this time the better the slightly like to design to emphasize the passage of time it's what Jane Austen would have wanted says Angela Davis who's now working on his next that attention this time in force is how it's possible. Avenue among sixty's fix runs in finding recent dramatic we creations of the Summer of Love I hope Leslie inaccurate and chock full of the most startling and darker news was a recent Channel 4 drama attempted to recreate San Francisco in August 1967. Yes the flowers in the hair of her. Daffodils or daisies as one wall in those days but rooted didn't Burton's dish made while good barely glimpsed the face of the leading actress holder surrounding shrubbery. In the recent remake of the seminal Woodstock Film I was horrified to see a number of historical blunders for instance those in McKellen made an excellent Jimi Hendrix The film's director should have told him that Hendrix would never sung a palette like The Last Waltz which was in fact a hit all angles but humping No all to my knowledge did Hendrix ever wear a black tie and in a jacket I am sure shop artlessness will prove only too willing to call further arrows to your attention. Good I am Lady Heather Mills McCartney and these are my 100 most persecuted ladies of. Number 100000000 make me spend time for life protecting whose Didn't even though she knew the whole truth if they didn't she never wanted to be queen she just wanted to do a charity would be forced into a that crowd and live in all the trappings of wealth even when they knew that's not what she wanted and then a who's bill goes into shops I don't tell you that's exactly what's going to happen to me looking in the mirror one day my own business that's going to charities when so when I'm not saying who because I know what Todd don't have to think of him. Control my I don't but have already probably lost one limb in his arms across the board to lose another makes me so angry it really draws. The oldest but I consider to be pretty contemplate suicide you can die tomorrow consists Margaret comes to didn't decide to. But suicide 3rd of August $973.00 for Princess Margaret she really is quite extraordinary list small without actually she would be officially reclassified Wolf jewel Bennett mystic surfer an occasional table places an empty class on Earth and and drawls for more consistent art becomes pitifully upset so I try to call her back into the conversation do not agree mom I say that Chairman Mao's Cultural Revolution is simply the most marvelous thing that's happened in years how one wishes one woman orrible little Chinese a peasant this time the Princess burps wittily then follows it up with the most delicious your own all perfectly timed as one would expect would work to as no one's noted she really is the most exquisite your not across the table Mick McCarthy is having a beautiful round with demo Devon sure about workers ownership of the means of production McCarthy He must surely know it is only improper to address that stuff just as now. Every time I hear that crude vulgar arity a sort here says My heart really this is a new way for Mick to repay one another through a passionate supporter of the hard left over the issue of 2nd delay picketing. For there must be one programme on television worth watching $4.00 There simply must be you kind of look hard enough $4.00 the television listings include old it could possibly be on television yet somewhere the back of our mind lies a suspicion that there is something more something worthwhile beyond the page 4.30 being the case we reach for the remote control and we flick and flick and flick and lose. 4.4 thermo control contains the possibility of old programs 4.5 The more we flick The more we feel the need to flick 4.6 everything that can be flicked to. Who can be flicked from 4.7 everything that can be flicked from can be flicked to 4.8 anything no matter how dialed can be flicked back to again on the grounds that it looks a little more interesting than the programme that has been flicked to 4.91 off one cannot flick their off one must remain and flicking 5 if nothing else is on the news is always on there's always something on the news why do we not see what is on the news 5 point one The news is on the news news is always on the news there's nothing on the news but news 5.2 news is everything that happened today except for a all those things that happen every day and be all these other things that were going to happen anyway and see all those things that haven't happened yet but seems likely to happen at some time in the future 5.3 but often a and b. And c. Are included in the news anyway as nothing else has been going on to fill the space 5.4 News is what is important today 5.5 News is what did not exist yesterday and will not be important tomorrow or the next day 5.6 John Prescott and Tracy temple are not on the news however much you flick they were on the news but they are no longer on the news 5.7 But you do not know for certain that they are not on the news until you have watched all the news 5.8 at which point it is too late and you feel a strange sense of disappointment 5.9 The memory of news is the memory of disappointment disappointment at the absence of John Prescott 5.10 The concept of John Prescott is different from the reality John Prescott on the television is different from John Prescott in real life 5.11 the difference between the 2 is expressible in this proposition if John Prescott in real life would be standing in the corner of the room in real life you would run away shutting the door behind you but if John Prescott on television would be over in the corner of the room you would enjoy a voyeuristic free song as well as a good laugh 5.12 more of a John Prescott in real life is not accompanied by experts debating whether or not his position is tenable 5.13 or is he following the path around the program in which he investigated the most humane ways in which to execute a criminal form of conservative m.p. Michael Portillo has now begun filming a new sound special documentary Jane Austen in which he dresses up as a novelist but to my. Live the life she muttered live Michael has become a dab hand at petticoat and destroy fission at the classiest but he's finding the board is just a little cranky. Was. Accessing your vehicle part 2. 1. Taking steps to access your vehicle. To unlock the driver's door one press and tonic mass to keep up and one. Important if your windows are now going up and down in quick succession you've just pressed the wrong electronic key but this is not the fault of the manufacturer it is your fault and yours alone we told you to press button a not button b. The vehicles 3 year warranty secure guarantee of miles of motoring pleasure is now rendered invalid Section 108 f. . One d. Stopping windows going up and down after having a row Knisley pressed the wrong button against manufacturers express instructions. For reasons of safety the side windows and or the sliding tilting sunroof can only be opened and or closed using a remote controlled infrared function the safety function may be deactivated by pressing the wrong button in which case anything can happen and probably will and as you give us more money see one be paying through the nose. Who are. Paying through the nose there are many attractive ways to pay for your mistakes with your new vehicle but for peace of mind we recommend option 3 paying through the nose question. How do I set about paying through the news on so why not sign up for our Easy Pay news plan on having you and your family the comfort and security of paying regular monthly installments straight through the news without even noticing. The 97 Diana Princess of Wales I knew what she went through Paul and that's because to be honest I was the only one with her in the car that day who managed to get out alive I've never really got over the guilt because it was me the papa Razzi would chase enough to so I feel that I caused the accident we were best friends me and Diana we had beds next to each other at school then later I was the chief bridesmaid after I ditched Charles to that who have a chance so I know what I'm talking about and sorry but I'll sue anyone who says I don't. Know my 96 Lady Godiva she was a feisty lady just like me so they persecuted for it and the stick Ok we both did a bit of glamour model but that's not against the law the way people go on about it you think I pause don't need it but for both of us it was very spiritual and I gave all my from it to my charities but I don't know if she did we never talked about it . Again or $222.00 in the Walt Disney Corporation openness that Jane Austen experienced sort of 50 acre site on the outskirts of visitors are greeted by a 12 foot high Jane Austen interested in period costume change then release them into the ballroom where they can watch Jane dancing to a traditional Regency rhythm with a 15 foot high Mr Darcy other notable exhibit certainly Jane Austen experience included Mitchell safari park and a fully automated camping area tents intention ability. Call I should point out. H.m. The queen mother never made a speech to chairing the stock festival open less I'm mistaken that Judy felt h.r.h. Prince Philip though Dave Judi Dench plays the queen mother with a customary attention to detail I should also make Korea the chili never of to eat with Janis Joplin already dished of tri brackets just a little bit hada close brackets agreed Her Majesty would always support any colt of the young to baseball emphasis of effort but she never showed any particular interest in every rock up principle passion was always cultural blessed and. Might I make one further point Princess Margaret was not as is commonly supposed one of the backing thick lists on track 3 of the Rolling Stones is seminal album of that year Thessa tonic not just his request the palace archives show that she was at that time fall too busy laying down the opening track for said Babbitts 2nd set of album. 1973 for the post 11 months I have been conducting a relationship based on new tools to cross the distinction with and 26 I 1st encountered and to an ex in a plastic bag at an amusement park in Cuba and to him it is a good fish but in the extremely unpleasant intimate act of goldfish with. The. Bricked body was the most gorgeous body and she had a kid. I think we both knew in an instant that her destiny is what to be compliant with to through the coconut she was mine I said in the spacious modest out of the way flattened. I couldn't pin you 2 or 3 times a week before evenings of c. Do Mexicans to liberate. Back into the flatter she swims stark naked before me I say you've got enough to eat Hollywood British the quiver out of 10 of the pulses 202 body 23rd of November 1973 art is an umbrella that lifts in the. 1st of December 1973 I told Kathleen about and put it conviction was good for leave and for the giver be snobbish How could you do it with a goldfish don't you realize they only have a limited memory span this could wreck our marriage you have to change your water regularly you know and so forth I explained that I had planned that Antoinette should accompany us to dinner with daddy and Vivian next Tuesday how could you would do is to be she wailed inconsiderately and pointed out the cheers had affairs with to one and dated the pop singer Jim modest and the film director Bernardo Bertolucci and the television entertainer Bessel Bush over the past year but at least they didn't swim round and round in circles opening and shutting their mouths all the time she counted how could one ever move to explain and put Aqualung charm and scaly grace to someone to call Kathy no one who has yet to whip a carefree goldfish has ever participated fully in the sexual act. 6 television is not an attraction but a distraction 6 point one television is a fight against the fascination the world exerts on OS 6.2 television is not an activity but an interactive 56.3 life on television has no end there is no guarantee of the temporal immortality of this hold but the guarantee of the temporal immortality of television comes in the form of 24 boxed sets of Morse playing on a loop long after they've heard has come to an end $6.00 in order to perceive the outer limit to television when a city. All the way through celebrity fat club twice 7 the limits of television mean the limits of my world 7 point one where ever I flick there I find the limit 7.2 silent sugar is the limit 7.3 Television has a past but it is a past that exists beyond our ideal history 7.4 The Outer Limits of television history is Top Of The Pops to 8 if x. Is did or no deal and why is the new portal Grady show and p.s. Ready Steady Cook and q. Is home in a way that they represent are only choices at 5 pm on a weekday so if we want to express it as a general proposition in conceptual notation it would emerge as x. Plus y. Plus people ask you it was t.v. With eternity expressible as t.v. Plus x. Times y. Times p. Times times $365.00 recurring if we took infinity to mean never being able to switch off 8 point one What we kind of view we must pick through in silence. The 95 Jordan that poor lass suffers from oversized bosoms Well that's not her fault is it but the media persecuted relentlessly taken topless photographs other and even ridden after it with their cameras when she wants to do is appear on television Fred charges for God's sake I mean what is this country coming to that we can't leave a woman alone for one second not even one second it's media madness it really is. A number of recent movies such as clueless 1905 to place the plots of Jane Austen novels in contemporary settings Martin Scorsese introduced an unexpected no to violence into his version of Mansfield Park we shot as Goodfellas 1990 but as he pointed out in a talk at the National Film Theatre recently there's an underlying violence in every word often right experts have now begun to realize that a long running series the standers these in fact an extended version of Sense and Sensibility with Barbara Windsor as Mrs Dench with and Phil Mitchell as John Willoughby. Accessing your vehicle part 3. 1 f at women drivers door. If you've still not managed to gain direct access to your vehicle try to open the door by hand and or manually. You access will remain blocked by the taillights will now be flashing now wait 10 seconds. It is about to get worse there is no point. Trying the door again the flashing tail lights have now been specially or commanded by the automatic activation of the vehicles and to have to alarm system allowed wailing noise will sound causing our neighbors to come to their front doors and shaking their heads and raising their hands in fury and or despair aloud wailing noise will continue to sound until you have successfully deactivated the antitheft alarm system c one g. One g deactivating the antitheft alarm system. To deactivate you and if after System 88 hours you must gain access to your car to gain access to your car you must deactivate your antitheft alarm system See previous section one f. Opening the driver's door. 18 attempting to enter the car through the boot. To gain entry to your car there is no access route through the boot Do not attempt to access the car. If you have the manufacturer's advice and attempted to enter the through the boot your left foot stuck beneath the. Sea 162. And destroying the backseat in order to extract. J f. Your listeners may be interested to know that the long awaited follow up to my Summer of Love bestseller is to be published next month I'm very much hoping that Cern and the art of motorway make an inch will be judge the as sanction manual for all those former hippies who are not afraid of hard work and have a blast settled down into responsible jobs. In the forthcoming Hollywood bio pic Cas starring Scarlett Johansson as Mama Cass there is a scene in which King Edward the 8th and his future bride Wallis Simpson greets everyone attending the Isle of Wight Pop Festival as they come through the turnstiles this is undoubtedly based on true events but among those the couple greets is my late grandmother Janis Joplin yet she never went to the Isle of Wight festival being far too preoccupied with her studies at the time it is unfair to traduce the reputations of the departed in this vicious way. Up to 75 columnists a week introduce a note of every tissue to. The phrase It is a truth universally acknowledged that. Clocks times. Salute during the. 29th of December 1073 odd is a double decker bus without a conductor and with only 3 passengers on the top 13th of January 1950 I become the 1st man to say really on Radio joining the discussion on international monetary policy obstacle that would mark a blow for sexual freedom 15 to fit in 1974 another historic achievement to go to the Internet address I become the 1st man to say blue job on the stage at the National Theatre to day the very add of Britain's most precious 17th of April 974 to waiting for God to help at the theater upstairs I doubt I could ever have full control course with anyone who didn't love to get 1970 full driving down the a 3 I become the 1st man to say 1st depends on citizens band radio I have me to say to good and instantly becoming the sick man to say to 2nd of May 1994 contemplate doing away with myself for the dedicated sadomasochists suicide affords the truest pleasure on both counts I take with my dad this evening that is a God that did that carriages for Jackie Onassis I show the school to my darling goldfish and connect to placing her in a tumbler beside my pic sitting.

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