We need to get up to speed with absurd words
Gordon is curious to know if such a thing exists as underspeeding. Or perhaps even perfectamountspeeding… Talking turkey CHRISTMAS is long gone. Or did it actually happen? It’s all so confusing. What isn’t confusing is the fact that festive scraps from the Christmas table often last well past December 25. Glasgow North West MP Carol Monaghan recently spotted a tinfoil turkey tray being used as a sledge. The Diary is now curious to know what the children of vegetarians use to whizz down icy slopes. Repurposed lettuce leaves? Fine dining A DIARY story about a waitress asking c...