Jesus Finally Told Mike Pence to Drop Out
Well, it seems the Lord in His infinite wisdom finally got on the horn with former Vice President Mike Pence over the weekend and called on him to suspend his impotent Republican presidential campaign. That, or perhaps Pence realized he doesn’t even qualify for the third Republican debate next week, is polling at 1% among evangelical voters in Iowa, and speaking, of Iowa, couldn’t even get 15 prospective voters to hear him talk at the local Pizza Ranch. In whatever case, Pence announced that he’