War on Christmas—Again | Opinion | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly
Christmas tree. That's right, you left-wing pagans, it's not the holiday tree, is it? And we haven't been holiday shopping, have we? No siree Bob. It's the goddamn Christmas tree, you heathen bastards. You can be a Muslim or a Jew or an atheist, or a Hindu or a Buddhist, but it's Christmas, and it's a Christmas tree—not a Buddha tree and not a Shiva tree. Rush Limbaugh said we're not going to stand by and watch this War on Christmas without assailing minorities. Santa is white. Jesus is white, and it's a White Christmas. People don't dream of a hedonist Christmas or a Muslim Christmas—...