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>> you have excellent taste. happy monday everyone. so washington officially hit 10e in almost eight years. it was so hot, president biden is decomposing at twice the normal rates. it was so hot he felt his pants with all 31 slavers. it was so hot instead of botox, nancy pelosi injected her face with soft serve. and it was so hot barack obama moved back to kenya. what? i don't know i didn't get it. anyway the presidential debate is just days away and a lot of people were wondering what kind of drugs joe biden will be on for the debates. if he only knew someone who might be knowledgea...

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(COLORADO SPRINGS) — BJ’s Velvet Freez, a popular local ice cream shop, is celebrating a milestone this year, and is inviting the community to come out and enjoy some delicious ice cream and discounts to help them mark the occasion. BJ’s Velvet Freez opened in 1954 as a Tastee Freez franchise, and although it has […]

Where are outdoor shopping districts in Northern Virginia? Fairfax Corner. Mosaic District. Old Town Alexandria. Downtown Historic Occoquan.

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