READER: Nobody will get that joke. MYSELF: I think that fact alone confirms my point READER: Whatever. Anyway I’m excited. It’s spring and the handkerchief-waving season has started, the Morrismen are practising their dance moves and soon everyone will be blacking up and celebrating the Jack in the Green festival. MYSELF: You country folk are fascinating, which I suppose accounts for the baffling longevity of the Archers. READER: Not to mention the enduring popularity of the accordion. MYSELF: There are mysteries which dwell beyond our comprehension. However, as an aficionad...