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the tables have turned. >> the idea that jokes aren't funny, it's still very much a thing. >> there are some people who can't get their heads around what they don't know. >> i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said, maybe it's better if you just died. >> i think they thought of women as a different species. >> for view ladies are capable of being a comedian, so everybody sticks by them. here's somebody that thinks they do it. >> this is a great argument that women are doing much better work than men. >> you're welcome. ♪ ♪ when was the hardest -- what's the hardest part about...

>> congressman cheney is standing up to donald trump for the sake of the institutional vitality and, indeed, survival of the republican party itself. >> i think here was the beginning of something much larger than being one of 435 members of the house, one of 535 members of congress. the language was remarkable. >> and to have celebrate sated herself -- elevated herself to this point where not just people in her own party, but people in the democratic party listen to her, consider her a leader -- howard: this is a total flip prosecute cays that -- days that many dismissed her as a wa...

capable. ronald reagan was vigorous for his age. he could ride a horse like no one's business. slick wily didn't just play the sax. he liked to throw on a sweat suit and jog all around town. it was a secret service nightmare. but, hey, at least he wasn't fooling around with the intern. who can forget when george w. bush threw the first pitch at yankee stadium or dodged both shoes thrown at him by the iraqi. the man was an athlete. obama played full court basketball while he was at the white house. even ended up with bawsd lip and 12 stitches after one game. and then the guy who did i...

slide off the pedal. i was getting off the bike and it got stuck on the right side. come on. don't make things up. now you sound like a republican politician. that was a joke. all kidding aside, no, i don't think it is. i was talking to larry summers this morning. there's nothing inevitable about a recession. here's what we can do. i think we can get a change in medicare and a reduction in the cost of insulin. we also can move in a direction that we can provide for -- taxes on those in the corporate area as well as individuals as relates to trump tax cuts. we have a chance here to ma...

love it and we'll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i'm not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt... edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o'brien: i'll give it a shot. o'brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my b...