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Welcome to th the report, everybody whether you know it or not, i have big news for you now. You have joined us on an historic night. This week marks the 40th anniversary of the resignation of Richard Milhous jowlsworth nixon. laughter we were going to have a balloon drop in his honor, but, instead, we just decided to secretly drop them over cambodia. laughter this is a solemn day for me because nixon is my alltime favorite nonreagan president , noncheney Vice President , and nonoats quaker. laughter to this day, nixons 1972 Campaign Poster hangs in my office. It reminds me of a simpler time i...

You have joined us on an historic night. This week marks the 40th anniversary of the resignation of Richard Milhous jowlsworth nixon. laughter we were going to have a balloon drop in his honor, but, instead, we just decided to secretly drop them over cambodia. laughter this is a solemn day for me because nixon is my alltime favorite nonreagan president , noncheney Vice President , and nonoats quaker. laughter to this day, nixons 1972 Campaign Poster hangs in my office. It reminds me of a simpler time in america, when my parents seemed very tall and youd get a gold star just for using the toile...

Here it is your moment of zen. The most famous quote from the godfather never actually used in the movie i dont know how that happened, maybe they cut it out, a lawyer with a briefcase concealed more than captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome report to, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Thank you so much. Please. [cheers and applause] thank you. Please. Please thank you fo...

Here it is your moment of zen. The most famous quote from the godfather never actually used in the movie i dont know how that happened, maybe they cut it out, a lawyer with a briefcase concealed more than captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome report to, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Thank you so much. Please. [cheers and applause] thank you. Please. Please thank you fo...

Guys, stop. Youre ruining my 4th act. Next week, the American Idol girls get a web redemption. American idol 2008 is david cook. [ screaming ] i felt the same way when Walter Mondale lost the election. Like it was yesterday. Keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral. Com tosh. O. Make sure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010. And follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the show as most of you know, i host a book burning every tuesday. The problem is, all that smoke is really bad for the environment. Thats why i created a way more efficient way to rid the world of offensive literat...