COM The Daily Show April 19, 2016
You could even have sex on the floor right next to the mattress and the mass res wont say [bleep]. It would even make the sex hotter, you could be like yeah, you like that, mattress, you like that. Yeah, you have to watch but you cant say anything about it. This is our secret. Moving on, lets talk about flying. Now it can be a terrifying experience, in a small building that is moving 500 miles an hour in constant fear of either crashing or having to act interested in what the person next to you is saying. Oh, thats right, i guess i never did think about who distributes phone charger cables. Ye...
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