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>> you have excellent taste. happy monday everyone. so washington officially hit 10e in almost eight years. it was so hot, president biden is decomposing at twice the normal rates. it was so hot he felt his pants with all 31 slavers. it was so hot instead of botox, nancy pelosi injected her face with soft serve. and it was so hot barack obama moved back to kenya. what? i don't know i didn't get it. anyway the presidential debate is just days away and a lot of people were wondering what kind of drugs joe biden will be on for the debates. if he only knew someone who might be knowledgea...

judge jeanine pirro, richard fowler, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ it is the fifth day of the presidential witness protection program. joe biden is as elusive as bigfoot, holed up in the mountains of camp david, 16 debate propers making him cram like crazy for the cnn presidential debate that is just two days away. they are worried joe is going to blow it so they aren't taking any chances. they actually bu build him a set that would make steven spielberg blush p or go outfitted with lights and production equipment. joe bide...

>> we are going to show [bleep] the power of the [bleep] south bronx. we are going to show them who's the [bleep] we are. get big money out of politics. i am the hip-hop congressman! >> sandra: jamaal bowman new york congressman rallying the progressive allies of the bronx to heaven over the weekend as new york voters head to the ballot box for today's primary. the race for the 16th congressional district will be one of the most closely watched as bowman faces a tough challenge from moderate opponent george latimer. >> a loss would make in the first member to lose in a primary of the...

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we're going to start small today to get a bigger picture of where this country is headed from two really interesting and telling primary races testing the strength of democratic progressives along with any republican who's trying to mimic donald trump's insult-fueled politics. that persona. one in colorado where lauren bobert is fighting accusations that she is an ineffective legislator who is trying to carpet bag her way into a district after almost losing in a close race to a democrat in 2022. the count took so long because it was so close. the other race is here in new york where ...