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Television new media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have repeatedly covered themselves in gore. For mondays chipotle tex mech erection, to tuesdays oh, my god, thats her car. You can see the media running behind me here. To chase the scooby van. laughter applause jon you cant blame them for chasing the scooby van because it might have scooby snacks. laughter but go on. Shes going around to the back. Wow theyre all right well see her well see her very soon. Guy in the or...

Process entirely more of a coronation type dealey. laughter until now. Have the senator Bernie Sanders made it official he will run for president jon yeah cheers and applause thats right lets meet whoever Bernie Sanders is laughter no, thats actually thats colonel sanders. Lets meet deion sanders. laughter that laughter thats ned flanders. Sure. Sure, thats Bernie Sanders. All right, fine. laughter there we go how will this twoterm senator this eightterm representative, this fullterm curmudgeon battle the incredibly powerful clinton machine . Let me just make a brief comment and i will be happ...

Cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations. laughter again, my apologies to uranus. laughter we laughter i might be pronouncing that wrong, but we certainly did not mean to forget your birthday last year. I hope this card finds you well. laughter applause cheers , of course, though, no matter how much we kissed its ass the earth continues to act out. Jolingses in...

The days events. He says some dumb ass bull blaep blooep. And cable news spins the day asking whether thug is the new n word. Isnt n word one you should familiarized yourself with news. Time to keep it 100. This is the nightly show. cheers and a captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry choo thank you very much. Larry, Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Somebody brought it up before so now but i thank you. Im larry wilmore. And we are in day two of our continuing coverage of the unrest in baltimore. And it feels lick theres been a little re...

Gardens ready. And my tomatoes are ledge endary here in my own neighborhood. I am now going back to work. Im getting ready to retire soon. Jon this is boring as [bleep]. laughter i dont understand why this is creating a twitter s deal . Its ode people stuff. Opening doors and changing gravel buckets. And oh, i know that lady laughter im getting ready to do something too. Im running for president. Jon oh. laughter okay. Weird they wouldnt let you make your own commercial. You had to you had to share your announcement with a guy from a gravel company. That so Hillary Rodham general Everson Stein...