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Holy crap, marty shes idiots are about to make donald trump president lets go back to 1985 lets do it, america this is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Welcome to nightly show. I cant do that impression. Marty. Anyway, im not doug brown. Im larry wilmore. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Tony crews will be joining us on the panel. cheers and applause very excited. Cant wait. But we begin with some brauz from earlier today. The big question that has been plaguing everybody with a job in tv news it a...

Scheduled rose garden announcement today to finally answer this question. But like a labradoodle in a tennis ball factory, cnn could not handle the anticipation. Joe biden plans to make an announcement. What the Vice President is going to say today. Presumably is the day. Hes going to announce hes running. No, im not running. Could this be that message . Thats all sheer speculation right now. Hes going to tell us hes not running and it could be he is running. What is going on here . Larry why dont you just wait five bleep minutes five minutes just wait. Thats all youve got to do. Hes about to ...

U. S. Are being shot by toddlers or as the nra calls them overachievers. [laughter] larry a new kind of therapy is helping rich people deal with extreme wealth and therapy for poor people is still the same, whiskey and the new star wars trailer aired during monday night football. How appropriate a bunch of guys in helmets running around while an evil force holds all the power. May the force be with you, america. This is the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] larry whoo. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. I love you too, baby. Man, great show t...

Youve got that long brown hair thing that i like larry tonightly, Russias Vladimir Putin launches air strikes in syria. Hes really gotten obamas attention. Though if you asked me a giant edible arrangement could also have worked. Just saying. A lawsuit says Donald Trumps College Trump University May have been a total scamment which probably explains why im such a horrible surgeon. laughter i didnt know. I didnt know. And former students are suing trump for failing to provide them a real education. Meanwhile, millions of inner city kids are like wait, you can sue for that . What the [bleep] tho...

It is already being developed into a movery starring chris pratt. Breep bleep i know, lets, camera, action, america thrk is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much. Than. Welcome to the nightly show, please, please. Thank you very much. Larry, larry, larry. Larry we have such a greatshow. I appreciate every time, every time do you that, especially when its jennifers birthday. It means so much. It does. Am i right . You guys, you guys remembered me on jennifers birthday. See . Thats why this is my crowd. I am larry wilmore, less get to our show. Last w...