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Closer than the other guys. >> uncle jay, this is anthony bourdain. 103 years old. >> looking good. >> he goes up and down his botcha course faster than anybody else. >> delicious if this is a weakness of mine. they have these street fairs in new york where they do sausage and pepper stands. i cannot walk past one of those things without getting them. so how long have you lived in this community? >> 78 years. >> so, your whole life? now, do the first wave of italians who came here from italy, why'd you come here? they came here for steel jobs, coal? >> actually, trade. i think they come here m...

Benevolent to jay now. >> it's a pretty easy read. each chapter is just like a page or two. when you're threw in the john you can put it down, come back and read another one. >> i like the idea of you reading it in the john. >> that's where i did read it. >> did you stay in the john? >> i was constipated so i finished the whole book. [ laughter ] once you feel it c, it's almost too late. or is it? introducing new, fast acting advil. with an ultra-thin coating and fast absorbing advil ion core™ technology, nothing works faster to stop pain in its tracks. new fast acting advil. [ telephone rin...

>> right. >> i wish there could be two "tonight show." let jay stay. i love jimmy fallon, let him have his show. i think and i've seen jay in person. he's funnier and has a sharper edge in person. >> right. >> but to appeal to a whole country, which you want to do, you want big ratings. >> and it's not easy, is it, from a comedic point of view to be funny to a smart crowd in l.a. or new york with lots of comedy clubs and so on and want that slight edge, and then to be just as funny or as warm as engaging when you go down to dallas or wherever it may be with a different humor, not so many of th...

They love jay. and the way he crafts a joke, it should be a -- he could do a lecture. it could be a comedy course on how he takes a joke. just the way he -- >> he's the ultimate -- i always think he's the ultimate boom boom gag merchant. sort of a boom boom. >> exactly. >> this one's how sandra bullock reacted last night. got quite tearful. >> i'm going to start crying. but you've always been so kind. and that's saying a lot in this business because we like to be mean [ laughter ] >> there's not been one time that you haven't treated me like i had something to offer even when the film was horr...