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Thursday everyone everyone has been asking what i did on my vacation and the theories were floated that it was not really a vacation at all that it was some sort of forced leave of absence nothing could be further from the truth heres a little montage i put together of all the things i did on my week off roll it. Greg i dont like to talk about my Volunteer Work what you forced my hand up to glad i was able to share with all of you lets get to some jokes and a video went viral this week of a dog in florida who was born with limegreen for when asked why the dog had green for his breeder replied ...

It is like norma mcdonald. it is exactly that. can i just say by the way since will brought it up, can we at some point in the english speaking community come up with a less adorable name for the crime of whacking off in a stranger's closet than peeping tom? it is a cute sounding crime. it sounds like a children's book character it. the adventures of peeping tom. >> can you imagine a snuggle bear on a pillow? i think that. >> if you are going to do it, just like, i don't know, add -- serial rape go with humpy bruce. peeping tom. it is like a turkey who cheats at hide and seek. >> jedediah, in ...