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They can also kill you. so when shit gets bad and you find yourself a tangle of busted bones and torn flesh having slid off a lonely high altitude piste, it's people like laurent langoisseur of la compagnie du mont-blanc who come and save you. sonia poppoff works for peloton de gendarmerie de haute montagne. she's who you call when things are really bad. this was eric's life dream as a young man, to be a park ranger in the alps or in the mountains. this is what he wanted to do. >> eric: i wanted to do, yeah. i wanted to be you. >> anthony: let's face it. your career as a chef is coming to an e...

Kitchen because you were such a shit waiter, right? >> eric: yeah, no, but i wted to be in the kitchen. after graduation, i was in paris with my suitcase. i was 17 years old. and then i see that guy. >> anthony: maybe some asparagus upon which one nestles a poached egg. a freshly frothed zabaione and an obscenely generous pile of black truffle shavings. >> eric: i actually like a lot of zabaione. >> anthony: egg on egg, man. nothing beats it. it's ridiculous. i don't know why people mistake me for you. because they see us on tv together. we both have the white hair. and people can say, "oh, i ...

>> anthony: yeah, i'm not doing it. so what's the most common injury? >> sonia: so, a lot of knee and shoulders, dislocated shoulders. >> laurent: head injuries. >> anthony: concussions. >> laurent: concussions. >> anthony: i mean, i notice there is a bar here. how stupid do people get on the mountain? >> laurent: you would be very surprised. we see people not trained, not well equipped, following the ski tracks that get them to travesties, glaciers, crags. >> anthony: so if he drinks two boles of genepi and he goes off piste and falls into a crevasse, dislocates his shoulder, breaks his knee....

>> eric: i'm not worried about it. i'll be fine. >> anthony: whoa, whoa, whoa, watch this. okay, there goes the egg. >> anthony: oh, now we're getting serious. >> eric: sugar? >> marie: this is kirsch from haute-savoie. >> anthony: oh, man, that's good. >> marie: it's different, huh? >> anthony: totally. ♪ ♪ remember that accident i got in with the pole, and i had to make a claim and all that? is that whole thing still dragging on? no, i took some pics with the app and... filed a claim, but... you know how they send you money to cover repairs and... they took forever to pay you, right? no,...

Look, i know what to do with a cow. >> eric: i know what you do you're going to. >> marie: you put in your fridge. >> anthony: exactly right. >> anthony: how could you do it? >> eric: how can i do what? >> anthony: to be surrounded by this much great cheese. >> eric: well, we ate about a pound of cheese each. >> anthony: you're going to have a big cannonball of crap lodged up your butt like a baby head. the size of a freaking baby head. you will understand the agony of delivery. >> eric: we are not leaving this table alone. >> anthony: we are, because there's a bunch of drunk, horny mountainee...