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Stephen thats it for the from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest is bob costas. Bob costas. Hes going to be joining us on the program. Were going to begin with big news out of washington. In these recent years of perpetual war our military had to address some standard issues in order to keep enlistments up theyve loosened their educational requirements, their have you committed a felony requirements. But now theyre...