century version of cracker. oh they like me. my name is bill. they call me salt shaker. and then they said the reason they call me that is because i walked out with the salt shaker. and then i do remember i have a salt shaker on the top of my refrigerator that was there for a couple months. i tried to correct them the rest of the time i lived there, but i was salt shaker. >> what else do you have for bill? >> it is a story of lost and found. is the white castle lost and found never closes like the restaurants. we found your shoes. we didn't know you were part of the k swiss club. >> yes, it smells like dumpster number two on the corner. i am getting nostalgic. smell it. it smells like east harlem. >> and a presidential pardon. a letter from our ceo saying you are always welcome at the castle even if you are not -- you might end up in a court of law, but you are okay at the castle. >> america has real castles