Hello im greg gutfeld and im here with. [ ] today was a rough day in this room. Amazing testimony. We cant let this continue to happen to our country paired the u. S. Supreme court had a monumental hearing on immunity. I heard the meeting was quite amazing. The justices were. President ial immunity is imperative or you practically wont have a country anymore. Donald trump unleashing on the show trials against him. The hush money playing out with a fellow named pecker on the stand. In dc the Supreme CourtHearing Arguments on his Immunity Claim against bidens doj. The former president getting a heros welcome from Construction Workers. They seem to agree that a sitting president has immunity in some cases but they disagree on the extent. Trumps team finally getting a chance to. After the prosecutors went hard on the former National Enquirer and head honcho. I did not write this. He testified that the it was about protecting his campaign not his family. He also says he caught and killed for many famous people who were running for office like arnolds works dodge arnold shorts and anger and. One thing they havent clarified yet is what law did any of this break . This is the thing judge. It seems like the goal it has always been to confuse the public. No one gets beyond the phrases like hush money or fake electors you ask a democrat to explain in detail why trumps in court and what is going on. They dont know. They will say 91 charges and they dont have any clue. What do you think . Is. I think its great to have you back at the table. I feel wonderful. You look wonderful to the prosecution is alleging that this is a conspiracy which means and involves more than two people to promote or affect an election by unlawful means. Any prosecutor knows that the most important witness is the first witness. David pecker was not a significant witness for the prosecution. I will tell you why. There is no crime. And nda is something that celebrities engage in all the time. People in the Science Community in the Tech Community sign them all the time. This is just the way of doing business p. Or so if you look at the Business Record in question, it says for legal services. The money is to cohen for legal services. At they are trying to say it was really poor a federal election than why is it that they didnt prosecute him . Why is it that they looked at this and made a decision not to cover it and what i dont like about what happened today was that pecker said he assumed it was for the campaign and we know pecker didnt have any conversation with trump about this. There was no direct conversation he assumed it i wouldve objected but this judge isnt going to sustain or. And finally, how is it that pecker is Going Forward alleging all of this when he said nothing , a nondisclosure noncompete. That is something that is part of the law i will tell you why. Pecker signed an immunity agreement. These prosecutors are so tough whether its. From the Department Of Justice that joe biden sent down to the local da to help. Pecker knows if he goes one line away from what he supposed to say, his butt is going to be shipped to the state prison. Thats why this whole thing is so absurd. Its a nothing burger. We have talked about this before that. Its hard to follow all of these cases but that is the purpose. I think so to. It was basically flood zone if you know that term. Maybe from the. I dont know where thats from. Maybe its basketball or football. Anyway i do think they are confused. I dont think they can answer it i follow ruth marcus who is a liberal columnist. She said why did this have to be the first case to get attention because it is a terrible case for all the reason that the judge has laid out. Then i read about the legal scholar that the New York Times gave. And he said i used to think it was a mistake and now i think its a historical huge mistake. He thinks its a gigantic problem that the democrats are doing this and it will hurt them forever. They said alvin bragg is probably the best lawyer donald trump has right now. The manhattan cases legally absurd. What i thought was amazing today is President Trump starts his day by getting up and going to visit Construction Workers, surprising them and shaking hands. What did they change . We love trump. Theres all these videos that are going viral. Biden didnt have anything like that today. He is not actually doing the campaign and thats why you see these battlegrounds date either Holding Steady for trump or even gaining in north carolina. Its a great contrast. The usa chance with trump and on the democrat side you have protesters chanting death to america. The last time biden was with Construction Workers he pointed in the guys face and he said you are full of. The democrats have been saying trump is this dictator and he will get into office and murder journalists. You would expect him to get into this courtroom and start lunging at the judge like in vegas or like some maniac trying to represent himself like some crazy man or show up to court an hour late like Michael Jackson did with his pyjamas. What is he doing . Hes the most wellbehaved genocidal dictator weve ever seen. Shows up on time, sits and listens, tate six directions and he is showing deference and discipline, deference to the institutions the democrats say he is trying to blow up. He is refuting all of the hoaxes they are throwing at him by sitting pretty docile and obeying the corrupt sham trial that he is going through. The Supreme Court justices are hearing this case and im just imagining if they dont give president immunity than im going to get a lawyer to charge joe biden with human smuggling. I will get a lawyer to charge joe biden with Cocaine Possession because they found coke at his house. Now they found coke at my house, even if it was jesse jrs, that charge falls on me. Im also im going to charge him with Killing Whales because the windmills are slaughtering endangered species. On going to charge barack obama with forgery because we know the birth certificate wasnt real. But i can find a lawyer to do that just as ridiculous as alvin bragg to file frivolous charges against expresident s as long as they link it to some partisan judge. You can burn out a former president in legal fees. Judge jeanine brought up. He was a dc prosecutor who worked for the doj. They leave dc and comes to a smaller court . Why . To handle the trump case . How is that not collaboration between the white house and prosecution. Im glad to see you back, you look great. The president is innocent until proven guilty. The judge would push back on one thing. They said they signed in on prosecution agreement. He would be prosecuted. Thats whats in is said. He agreed to testify a certain way. Its immunity. They are Different Things but its not a prosecution agreement. He testified today, he did the right thing. Waking up this morning and seeing him in harlem, that just deposition juxtaposition of that picture it should say to the white house even more. I dont understand why the president wont release whatever the Executive Order is going to do around the border. He he should do that now. What former President Trump is doing is pretty effective. Finally mr peckers testimony i thought was interesting. I havent seen anything to convince me that mr trump is guilty but i do for a little bit. I think hes laying out the story. The prosecution thinks that if they can show that there was an agreement amongst a few people including President Trump or at least in between the teams around payments for certain things to either kill stories or plant stories, all in an effort to benefit the campaign i think you said well judge, he assumed that all of this was for the campaign and not to protect his family. Which is where the legal. Begins to come in. I understand what the team is trying to do and we will see if they get there. Mr trump has got to be pleased with how hes entering the courtroom because the pictures, the objects of him campaigning are about as powerful as good as he can do not being on the campaign trail. And endorsement of donald trump from harold ford junior. Im saying hes done a good job campaigning. Coming up. Is treating the indictments like the bible. Judge jeanine the media love the media loves to smear Trump Supporters as a brainwashed cult but they should look in the mirror. [ laughter ] one liberal anchor says she treats trumps indictments like the bible. I forgot my copy of my book. I would bring the indictments everywhere i go. It wouldnt be occult without some secret meetings. Reporting that anti trump legal pundits are Holding Private zoom calls where they discuss the former president s latest legal drama. While liberals are busy focusing on Keeping Trump Hunkered down in court, 45 is turning the democrats political persecution into a campaign platform. We are going to be doing a rally at Madison Square garden we believe. Were going to have a big rally honouring the police, honouring the firemen and everybody. The biggest thing seems to be the. Announcements all the way down to 1. 6 percent and its going to get worse. The numbers are very bad. Its catching up with him. This is the worst president weve ever had. He is destroying our country. Close up the borders, our country is going to hell. They are having an off the record zoom meeting and that is competing networks a get together and they have this meeting. I want to know, do you think. Is going to be invited . He has at the zoom call. Interesting there are no women on that zoom call. They told him his hands must always be visible. Hes going to have a strong grip on the issues. Normal people understand time. People in the media dont. We think about the past and we anticipate the future. They hold different positions in the past and they do now based on team support. They cant look at themselves in the past and the present they have to pretend that this is a new and exciting idea. And they cant contemplate the future or else that would change what they do in the present. By embracing this law fair they actually betray their future selves because this mob justice will come for them. They are betting stupidly on this idea that there is no future cost of them. They are living in the now. Like a drug addict doing a lot of crack, forgetting that its going to be a hangover coming soon. Hangover is when all of a sudden the people you dont like are going to be in power and they will be able to do the same thing to you. They are betraying their future selves just like they betrayed the american people. Joy reed carries around the trump indictments as though they are pretend bible. She worshiping at the wrong altar . I think the larger point is the one i agree with. I think democrats have to be careful. This is not the moment to pile on. The law and the facts lead to something that is legally not good for President Trump, let that be the case. I think the piling on doesnt help. You consider. I guess hes not right in midtown. But the picture wherever it was could be in harlem or the bronx, they said they were going to do a rally in the bronx as well as in Madison Square garden. These are the kinds of things that make him i think the athlete that he is. If i were at the white house advising, you have to do something on the border. I would do something on energy. This is the time to do it when he is in court and you have all of the media wanting to listen to you. Id be doing a little more campaigning and be encouraging those on these calls not to be spiking the ball at the 10yard line. Let these trials play out, let the facts play out and let the juries decide on their own. The herald mentions the border and a trump on the Immigration Issue is so far ahead. Now they say that even 42 percent of the democrats would support mass deportation. I feel like we can maybe read each others minds because i have written down i want to bring up that issue. The democrats dont seem to understand the headlines say people support Donald Trumps mass deportations but they dont say why. Why is because of joe bidens actions and policies. Over three and a half years you see all these millions of people coming across. There is no end in sight. He refuses to do anything by executive action. He did 91 executive actions to undo what President Trump did. You get to a point where now the left will say all my gosh the right are so awful. They want to do mass deportations. All my goodness. She did say she carries it around like a bible. The bible gives people meaning and direction. The trump indictments have given democrats meaning and direction and they are praying that the indictments help them because the issues certainly are not. On the energy thing, President Biden did do something on energy. Its horrendous. What he just did yesterday was something on the electric grid that my friends at me a note about. And basically set the whole thing is going to be unreliable if this goes through. Looking at pennsylvania, all those jobs are up for grabs. All those votes are up for grabs because of what theyve done to ban liquefied natural gas. I could go on but i wont. Jesse now its your turn. Trump is talking about having a rally at Madison Square garden and is even saying that new york may be in play. I dont think its in play but he can peel off a bunch of people in new york. Not that it matters. There is of places in play. If you look at what biden is doing and where hes doing and who hes doing it with, the other day he was in the woods with aoc talking about solar panels. That is talking to a very small slice of the electorate and is really just worried about his base is out with a diverse crew of Construction Workers talking about the top three issues of the country, Inflation Immigration and the economy. He is going toward the issues, joe biden is running away from them. You care about these people on these zoom calls. It makes me think they want to more than we do. I dont think. Have ever even texted each other let alone spent hours in a zoom call coordinating legal rhetoric im in all of it but it also makes me kind of feel bad for them because they are so pathetic because all they have is that. Democrats believe god is power. When they are in it they are in heaven. When they are out of it they are in hell. And who is the biggest threat to their power . Its donald trump. He is the devil. Thats why they think the stock of indictments is like their scripture. Its like the word of god. You saw when they did robert muller, they worship him like an apostle and found she we trust. Theres a religious zealotry when it comes to the way they idolize these people that are supposed to avenge trump. Kind getting same kind of vibes because what happened to those two guys . Caput. This will make your blood boil, pro terrorist mobs are now spewing their bile Police Officers trying to keep jewish students safe. The anti israel campus protesters from coasttocoast not just of not just harassing jewish students but the Police Officers protecting them. A pair of columbia students who rushed to join the violent anti israel rally admitting they have no idea what they are protesting when asked. Greg, some of the protesters are saying its the police that are escalating this. I loved it when joe biden said he condemns antisemitism but also he condemns those who dont understand what is going on with the palestinians. You just condemned yourself and all of america because nobody knows whats going on. We cant depend on the news for that. I have three questions. Im here to help a protester because i think they are being misguided and they are ruining their lives. Number 1, why are you angry . Why is your anger encouraged by certain authorities and what is it doing to you long term . When you are angry, you are being in conflict emotionally being means you will have no control in your surroundings. You think you are in control but as long as you are angry and in a state of anxiety, you cant do anything. Look at our broken borders, look at the rampant crime, political unrest. All of these keep you in a state of permanent anxiety and i would say panic. You cant move on, you cant move up. Number 2, why are they beating your ego over this. Why they telling you that you are speaking truth to power. You can say you go girl to a child and thats healthy but saying it to an adult in an emotional tantrum enables your helplessness. When people are saying you keep doing it, they are starving you of actual control. It keeps you wear you are. Last thing, what does this duty you . What does this constant anger due to you . Look in the mirror you are getting uglier. You are getting older faster. Its true. Anger ages you faster than any emotion because it requires consistent a consistent supply of energy. It shows up over time in your face, hair, body. Its no different than any kind of substance abuse. You can only look young for so long then people notice at. I made a chart for you to follow. As anger goes up, ugliness increases. Im playing to their vanity. You people are not attractive and you are getting less attractive every day. I would listen to uncle greg here and maybe think about taking a break. Uncle greg, brad pitt, same thing. Here is somebody who is angry. She bashed the speaker who you had on last night. Great interview. Here she is talking about the speaker. It is not surprising that he would go out to Columbia University and stir up more anger and hate. For the member who said dont wait dont waste your Parents Money they dont want their money to go in supporting a genocide that they oppose. So i do believe that history is going to be on their side. Your kids are little young but its take your kid to work day. So she and her daughter went to protest today at columbia after omar got arrested just the other day. Am i supposed to take my kid or as my kid supposed to take me to kindergarten . Youre supposed to keep you were supposed to bring your kid to work but hes a little young. Next year. I dont know about omar. I dont really care about her or her daughter. At least during the vietnam war there was a righteous anger, people were getting drafted to go fight in the jungles halfway around the world for a cause they didnt understand or the civil rights movement. There was segregated tables, people couldnt werent respected constitutionally. That i understand. This is a war, not genocide. At the military consequence of a vicious assault on women and children that was way out of hand. Sometimes you have to suffer the consequences when you make those assaults like that. To me the way they chant, it basically looks like every single anti cop, antiwhite, anti wealth, anti american. Its a grab bag from the Occupy Movement to blm and now this hamas stuff. You are always going to have people at this age that reach out and try to define who they are and try to become a part of something or become against something else. A really is based on insecurity. Greg is right. Moisturizer helps to, massage, deep breathing. You realize how grateful you are to be an american. Whats happening right now is not worthy of violence. Its not worthy of the hatred. Its just a war overseas involving two people thats been going on a thousand years and its not something you need to stab someone in the eye with the palestinian flag over. Is she getting any help from her stayathome brother . We can ask. She will be on jesses show at some point. There is a current fight and it is about hostages including americans and Last Night Hamas released a video of one of the hostages who is obviously under duress whose arm has been cut off and he is saying could you help us please could anybody focus on us. No one is focusing on the hostages. Its all about hate and i think its so rich that omar of all people would come out and say that with the speaker of the house going to columbia yesterday, he was stirring up more anger and hates. That is just so rich coming from you. I think its also rich that we have seen joe biden come to new york city during the wake of officer Jonathan Diller and had five hours after he landed before he had his event over here across the street and he didnt bother to go to the wake of that police officer. Hes coming in tomorrow. I doubt he will go to i think hes doing howard stern. Hes not guaranteed to go into columbia and hes not going to go to nyu. Weve got these students who are dumb p. Or they dont know whats going on. They actually admitted that they were asking to go to nyu to protest because they needed more protesters and when they were asked what the issue was they said they didnt know. And get the point that you make is so significant. That is when looking at the hostage whos lost his arm since he was taken hostage on october 7th and we are acting as though no americans were killed, as if no americans are being held hostage and joe biden is just clueless while donald trump is talking about saving this country and the mob been talladega that we are being confronted with right now is so dangerous, these kids will do anything at this point. The head of the university is not going anywhere. The Board Of Directors is behind her. The police are basically trying to do the right thing. The other thing that happened today be found out that university of Southern California is cancelling graduation. They had a situation. Now you have imagine you are graduating senior, you probably didnt get to have graduation from high school because of covid. You did two years of zoom school. You get one year of normal college and then you have this and you dont even get to finish her senior year and you dont get to graduate in a ceremony. Why cant the authorities, where is gavin newsom saying we got you. They have the ability to do this they are just choosing not to. I think that situation is unique. They had a speaker that was going to. The protesters are mad because the speaker was expressing some things that wouldve been very offensive to jews. They are cancelling that speech. Now the protesters. [ simultaneous talking ] one thing i do applaud them for as they cleared those people off the campus. They invited the police onto campus. Nyu did the same thing. Columbia and other universities should take a good luck Going Forward hear what these schools have done. To everyones point around what these protesters are doing and the lack of understanding about the purpose of protest, this actually had some sort of in game or some sort of conclusion you would like to reach. If you are not going to talk about the facts of the matter including that there are american hostages being held by hamas, if you are not going to confront those in your movement who said they are hamas, its difficult to get to what might be constructive parts of what you want. I think theres a legitimate case to be made about protecting palestinians, protecting gazans, protecting innocent people in these areas, particularly children who dont have access to healthcare. You cant be taken seriously if you dont talk about the calamity and the tragedies that have happened beforehand and the kinds of things that when the other side it they are asking for which are reasonable and fair and frankly should be part of your aims as well, getting people back reunited with their families if they are still living, the hostages. Figure out ways in which there can be coexistence in that region. We cant get there if we dont condemn violence, we dont condemn threats and we dont make it safe for kids to go to school, regardless if they are paying a dollar on campus or 70,000 what they may be paying at some of these other schools. We started the segment talking about Police Officers to bring this to the a block, President Trump said if he has this rally it will be in honour of Police Officers, firefighters and teachers. Coming up, a scary incident for Kamala Harris after a fight broke out amongst her Secret Service detail. We will fill you in next with progressive, so you get roundtheclock protection. So, is gabby coming down . Oh, she said shell meet you at the prom. Hi, im ben and ive lost 60 pounds on golo. guitar music with other programs ive tried in the past they were unsustainable, just too restrictive. With golo i can enjoy my food and the fear and guilt of eating is gone. You know, when i take the bike out like this, all my stresses just melt away. I hear that. 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I read what i read and it appears that im glad she didnt harm anybody, i hope she didnt harm herself and i hope she gets whatever help she needs. Wonderful political answer harold. This is what happened. There was another person on the Secret Service detail. The Vice President details they put all the problem children there. That is a fact, you can write it down. Apparently she was having an argument with another person on the Secret Service. She grabbed his phone and started removing apps from the phone. Why was there ever relationship theyre . I dont know and i will not say. She gets the phone back and the guy says nothing. He just moves on. She starts Chest Bumping him. Now they said that her higher was part of a Diversity Equity and inclusion push. The response to years of Staff Shortages and may have required the agency lower its wants strict employment standards. Im reading that im not saying it. I also understand from someone in the know that when she was training into any 16 she heard voices and everybody ignored it. And there she is. She heard voices, what does that tell you . Voices carry. That was good. I dont blame the Secret Service, look with a work for. Imagine being a bodyguard for someone whose default system is cluelessness. And your default system as a professional is complete awareness. It doesnt match. You are basically babysitting a child. Maybe you need crazy agents to match the vp. Once again the Projection Hypothesis comes true. Everything the media painted trump with, chaos, unwillingness, disciple divisive unprofessional, erotic, criminal, ignorant has all come true under joe biden. From the big ticket items whether safety or security or unity or Foreign Relations to the smaller stuff like the disarray and the scuffles. Who knew that everything they would Accused Trump of they would fulfil . We did a. We all did. I hope she gets the help she needs. It reminded me of carrie from homeland, you remember that . Its kind of like that story. Maybe the Secret Service story, member they were partying and columbia and they had a huge problem. Thats a good scandal. Thats a good scandal. By the way she was with the Dallas Police department and she sued for gender discrimination. I dont know why they hired her. You have any more thoughts on this . Any more details . Whats her name . We have to go. Up next mind blowing flying cars are here and we will put harold in one. [ ] welcome back. Its finally here, the flying car Company Making history this week after conducting the worlds first flight with a passenger. A french musician. He called an amazing experience. It still fuelled by gas but they hope it will switch to batteries once the tech is up to speed. You started by saying you will put me in that thing first. How do you feel about this technology . I think its stupid for them to have a french musician to be the first passenger. Thats not going to get press. Use of you put any of us around the table, you fly them first then that gets press. Who was the french musician . He doesnt deserve it. An american white guy. Someone should go on prime time and talk about it. Im for this, the traffic is getting outrageous. I dont think it would work in new york city but in denver i before it. Explanation point is this something you could do . There is no such thing as a french musician to be honest. Number 2, this idea has been around, google flying cars here. A goes back 100 years. Flying cars were first first mentioned in the late 18 hundreds. Every decade they have a new flying car. I edited a piece in the nineties on the car which was supposed to be the next flying car. You will keep hearing about it and as you hear about that, what happens . You get drones and ai. Its always the thing you dont see coming. You are right. I googled french musicians, havent heard of any of them. Judge what your thoughts . 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They were out on the old panda bars and he wouldnt go. And hes just come on, steve. Mean, he always does this diva. You want your wife worried about you doing this every night . Whats going on . I just got one more chance. Yeah. Let me get up here. I swear to god. This is it. Steve. Steve, enough. Okay. No. Anyway, that went on for 3 hours. Were going to play it tonight. Oh, okay. Ive got danas sports corner, which i ripped off from greg because tonight is my favorite night of the year, the nfl draft. And i have some picks for you. Okay, harold, are you ready for this . Number one, Caleb Williams of usc will go number one to the chicago bears. I think youre right. Jayden daniels of lsu will go number two to the washington commanders. Thats a good choice. Drake may have usc will go number three to the patriots, and then these three teams are looking to trade up in the first round to grab a qb. That means quarterback. Vikings. Broncos. Raiders. Im going to go on the record, dan, and say this is the first time youve ever read those words out loud. Well, thats true. I want to thank dan howley, who is a former fox sportscaster. And thank you for helping me sound really smart. Thank you so great. A. J. Mccarthy is going to crack the top five. Bye, jesse. Okay. So a british marathoner had a glass of wine per mile at the london marathon. Typical british move, always showing off. 25 glasses of wine while running a marathon. Finished under 4 hours. Kidding. Seriously, what is wrong with him tonight . Because you dont drink. Tonight, jesse. What a primetime. Johnny asked about bidens uncle, boosie, who was eaten by cannibals. Oh, i cant wait. Joe biden is like a bag of dope. Donald trump. That cocaine. You went to heroin . Like slow joe. Or tell you what the what do you want, the heroin or the cocaine . Well, i mean, recovering. Wow. Johnny there it is. Harold, we dont have time for you, but can i just make it airborne . We love what you say. I wi all right, thats it. Right . Welcome to jesse watters. Primetime tonigh jes