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Early yesterday afternoon, you might have noticed, with a growing sense of panic, that Twitter was talking about stocks, Elon Musk, the American video game retailer GameStop, and — shudder —
economics.
And so there you were, doomscrolling through the timeline, desperately searching for context that eluded you. You gave up paying attention to Wall Street over 15 years ago. Hell, you never even liked maths in high school; you might have as well been gazing at reams of memes about ancient Sumerian cuneiform.