Putin sends 715,000 barrels of oil to his colony of Cuba

From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Generous But Demanding Sugar Daddies Czar Vlad the Invader has come to the rescue! Fear not, oligarchic whores of Castro, Inc., your new master has tossed you a much-needed bone. One must ask: what demands will be made by the Czar? More

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