The Hand Wash Song
Wash your hands
The health benefits of hand washing have been proved by scientists
Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
Than the random thoughts of the ABC Breakfast show listeners
I will dispense this advice now
Enjoy the peace and quiet of lock down, oh, never mind
You will not understand the peace and quiet of lockdown
Until its faded, but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back
At your time in isolation and recall in a way you can't grasp now
How good it was to work in a tracksuit and sort out the shed.