THE TRASH REPORT: Debt Ceiling, Toilets, and Bears, Oh My!

Good morning, Trash Pandas, and welcome to another Trash Report! It's me, Elinor Jones, ready to either hold your earrings or hold back your hair, depending on how the week goes. Let's not waste another second! And I know I'm always joking about this column being stanky, but I'm putting an actual content warning on this one for extensive toilet talk. Proceed at your own risk! You Can't Spell Washington DC without Shit Those elected...

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