Is there really anything left to say about Ted Cruz’s ill-advised trip to Cancun?
Maybe not from the human pundits but I imagine Snowflake, the Cruz family’s famously left-behind poodle, has a few things he’d like to get off his furry little chest…
A Statement From The Office of Snowflake Cruz, Which is Basically a Basket of Old Underwear Beside the Dryer…
Hi. Snowflake here. Perhaps you recognize me from my recent viral photograph: “Staring At Reporter From Inside My Humans’ Freezing Ass Dining Room.”
First thing I’d like to say is there is no truth to the rumor that my name is a derisive reference to soft-hearted libtards given me by my “master.” Trust me; he’s not that clever. Nope. It’s because I’m white. Which the whole family likes, of course.