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>> business as usual. >> thats why this guy is a crafty pervert. >> you know whose fault this is? it is your fault, tom. it is your fault and greg gut field whatever his name is and so-called conservatives who worship at the altar of the security state. you like that the citizens are conditioned to follow authority. oh this guy wants to pat me down in private? well as long as it keeps me safe i guess it is okay. it makes me sick. i hope you rot in prison and then in hell. >> i was waiting. i cam...

Who is george? who is harry and who are these people? >> i think it is somebody doing it and it is wrong and they need to be prosecuted. you cant say it is generally happening all the time and not give us the facts. >> i think you can. thats what america is all about. >> if you take a selfie you take about 28 and then pick the best one. does it bother you that the nsa is looking at the other 27? >> you are welcome, boys. again this is why i say edward snowden is a selfish, selfish man. those pho...

Thats amazing. >> do you take your girlfriends to the park? >> and i put them on the swing, but i wouldnt leave them there. >> i want to make sure people know you date people over the age of 18 at least. >> stop it. age appropriate. >> dont know what that means. thats usually printed on the side of a game, by the way. i just wanted to point that out. yes, andy. >> the person who called the authorities on this should be deported. and then we can let one of the kids who wants to be here come in. >...

>> no mercy. no mercy. >> i thought it was great they brought up the der ri nger. >> the only time you think of a derringer is from an old gangster movie. >> rick derringer. >> andy, i thought you were going to say something intellectual. >> there is nothing left. we have to take a break. a mom leaves her kid alone in the park. oh god that poor park. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonights c block is pons erred -- is sponsored by possessions. try possessions. we will make you happy if only f...

It is the thing with the ball and the spike. it is a chuck, a numb chuck with a ball and chain with spikes. >> i would love one of those. >> is this charades? >> no, but this article was terrible because it was useless. it was useless even if you were looking at it to em bolden -- to em bolden your argument. >> it was -- all it was, andy, they were just trolling people. it just shows that rolling stone cannot bother with the articles anymore. they were making a comment, a joke. it fell flat beca...

Nicely. i am here with washington free beacon reporter ellison barber. and her laundry basket is full of puppies. i did mention they are dead? no, they are just sleeping. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he is called dreamy because the only part that moves are his eyes. it is tvs andy levy. and just like side pony tails and crack cocaine he was huge in the 80s. next to me, the legendary saturday night live star, actor, comedian and piscapo in the morning host on 970, the answer. here in new york ci...

The government distributes it equally to everyone. you wouldnt like that. some waited for a longtime in line for that pot. >> or in line. diswhrie is no on-line. there is only in line. andy, you spent a lot of time on college campuses. >> i do. >> mostly lurking of the -- mostly lurking. are they a hotbed for social issues? >> you are taught in college how great socialism is. it is not a surprise that you will say it is great. i think somebody said that on this network, but i cant remember who. ...

I will be on the oreilly factor thursday at 8:00 p.m. and then hosting on friday. coming up on the next "red eye" carrie sheffield returns and -- oh no, not him. sherrod small. >> should something you sip be a flavor of a chip? frito-lay, the snack division of pepsi, not a loose woman, andy, has announced cappucino flavored chips in the do us a flavor contest. i hate puns. the contest gives people a chance to create their own distinctive taste and the winner will receive a million bucks. the oth...

When you see naked things. i disagree with you, greg, you liked the fact that later on the people were, shall we say less fit? you say they were -- you liked them because they were being honest about the body. dont be honest about the body. only show attractive nude people. thats rule number one. >> andy, it is a pipe dream for andy. good looking people know they are a commodity. if you are a commodity why give your beauty for free. >> only in obamas america. some people in the world cannot affo...

Organizations in the world. i dont know. i dont know. i hospital get so up -- i shouldnt get so upset. my doctor said i shouldnt get upset. >> you know what is going on. >> i would like to think so. and i do agree. i do agree that i am a small government guy and it is important to pay attention. it is important to understand what the government is doing. thats great. i am not endorsing the fact that this is how we learn about it, snowden and his treason ous act. i understand why people are upset...