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Andy, you basically took my question i was going to ask. should obama be impeached? >> yes. >> thank you. >> the political satire is only acceptable if it is aimed at republicans or conservatives or libertarians. thats what makes them different. you can make fun of those people. you cannot make fun of democrats. not in obamas america. >> are we steel on that -- are we still on that segment? >> if you want to say this is racist, you have to explain why. the burden of proof is on you. you cant say...

Speaking of meat in a lab, do you have videos of animals? send them to us -- im kidding, andy. i wouldnt put any animal in a lab. but i would put a lab in an animal. what am i talking about? you can send them to fox news.com/red eye. when you run a business, you cant settle for slow.

I am here with the highly hazardous joanne know saw -- dash know nosuchunsky. next to me, mike baker, former cia operative and maker of diligence, dikies and pastas. think diligence, diligence, when killing your family comes with a money back guarantee. and it is tvs andy levy, president, ceo, coo and cfo of sentinal. sentinal when those wooses screw the pooch. cleaning up diligences messes since 2009. >> thats true. >> look at him. he dressed up in drag and black face and punched anthony in the...

Facebook is not going to make me go, babe, lets go -- thats the argument they are making. if they put it on on facebook it will change the way i feel about my girlfriend. i will always want to be with other girls, but i wont do that because she wont allow that. but i dont need facebook for me to feel that way. >> facebook is not the -- it is like the modern bible that says what you can do and what you cant do. you have been -- god know whats you have been doing. is this the natural next step? >>...

-- well lets say if they didnt look like me. andy? >> i hate anything that has a petition. doesnt facebook has an its complicated relationship status? >> oh yeah, i remember when they put that on there. >> i would like to add a couldnt be less interested status. >> that would be perfect. >> i couldnt handle more than one man for one reason. i dont want to hear, oh god the traffic was terrible. how many times a day to you want to hear that? oh god you would not believe the woman who bumped into m...

I should shut up. >> that was when smearing yoplait all over your chest means something. >> now they just want to be regular. the whole point was not being regular. where do you stand on this? lets say most of these people are for drug-related charge as and some are just silly. give them another chance. >> wal-mart, the big employers in this country, wal-mart and target, they do not ask on their job applications whether you have a criminal past. they companies can look if you are an employee. i ...

Malt vinegar, disgusting. >> you made a list. >> i dont believe this study. >> you know what though, i am worried the phrase will change who ever smelt it dealt it. it will be who ever smelt it well live the longest. >> it is not as fun. >> it does president rhyme. it doesnt rhyme. >> andy, what do you make of this? you usually destroy our studies. >> it sounds like people with irritable bowel syndrome are immortal. if you are lactose intolerant and have ibs you are living forever. this is like ...

>> thanks for running that one in. >> it is more about delayed gratification. you should indulge, but wait. when you do indulge just scratch the itch. dont remove the flesh. >> good point. you are basically saying dont use up all of the drugs you used in one night. thats basically my philosophy. andy, this is the best thing you can teach the child you will never have. it is the opposite of spoiling. spoiling a child is no delay of gratification. it is giving the kid the bicycle, the chocolate an...

>> i would need this class. i remember one time i was watching football and i asked -- that yellow line keeps moving. >> are you talking about the 10 yards? >> that is a good question. because i dont know how they can over lay it? >> i see feet on top of it? >> how can something step on something on the tv? >> green screen? >> when they first started it was weird when the feed hit it. everything would get -- >> it would get pixel lated. jay what did they do to the feet? >> who cares? >> i care. ...

My dream is to open creative kisses and the little chocolate kisses. >> have you been reading my journal? >> i have and it is disgusting. andy, i havent asked you a question. defend your two heros, robert redford and dan rather. >> i think it is great that guy will be making two super hero movies in a row. i am guessing this film will be as successful as the company you keep. it was about a fictional, good hearted member. i hate bagging on on films before they are even written. >> we never do th...