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>> i am not going to be happy. thats what i want when i come home. >> what you are talking about is andy levy. not that one, but one in tarzana, california. >> i was like, andy, really? >> you have no idea. >> and you never will. >> his chest hair has chest hair. >> andy, do you agree with these two fine ladies that this is just for homely people? i dont think thats the case. >> no, the marketing manager says you are looking for someone in the same tribe as you. this is no different than jay day...

I dont want sheldon from "big bang theory" at home. i want men, alpha, yes, in my house. >> what youre talking about is an an andy leevy. >> andy, really? >> you have no idea. >> and you never will. >> his chest hair has chest hair. >> andy, what do you make of this? do you agree with these two fine ladies? >> no. youre looking for somebody in the same tribe as you. if doing well on i.q. tests are important to you, you seek out people who feel the same way. it doesnt mean theyre that smart. >> i...

People tell my daughter all the time you are so pretty. you look like your mom. i feel weird about it because i think i am a lot better looking than she is. i just do. im like -- at some point she is going to find out. >> she finds out there is no santa claus. i am just not as pretty as mommy. you know what the best part about this is your daughter is in the green room watching this show. >> how old is she?j ns i dont know. >> oh my god. andy -- >> quick, what is her name? >> enray -- reyna. she...

Little chance of anyone else talking. >> ill take it and own it. >> all right. see, i was proven correct by her response. she is as hot as a third-degree burn and just as hard to dress. it is joanne nosuchunsky. he thought he had world cup fever, but now he realized it is a painful rash. it is tvs andy levy. levey? larva. he is from canada like dutch elm disease, next to me writer and comedian bonnie. look at that, she rolled her eyes, mcfar lond. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story. i w...

Gutfeld. >> my gardener is a harry potter. >> are you getting tired of this? >> no. i was just thinking about this. hes brilliant. hes dragging this thing out. he has a movie coming out his name is now constantly in the news. because i havent thought about him, well, ever because i dont watch "harry potter". >> he was sid vicious. >> the theory here is, andy, we saw this with jonah hill. is this a new method of promoting movies? you say something, then, awe poll -- apologize? >> he did one writt...

People tell my daughter all the time you are so pretty. you look like your mom. i feel weird about it because i think i am a lot better looking than she is. i just do. im like -- at some point she is going to find out. >> she finds out there is no santa claus. i am just not as pretty as mommy. you know what the best part about this is your daughter is in the green room watching this show. >> how old is she?j ns i dont know. >> oh my god. andy -- >> quick, what is her name? >> enray -- reyna. she...

To this crisis. well discuss in our new segment. ♪ >> you like that, tucker? >> i love it. >> we did that to sneak it by you. >> the joy you get every day. >> we had to do that to sneak it by graphics. so they werent going to do the impeachment thing, i had to write it in. >> oh, like a prison letter. >> you are color blind. >> you didnt notice that, andy, did you? >> no. >> hey, tucker, how do we solve this mess? please include the word impeachment in your answer. >> peachy. >> impeachy. >> h...

>> a lot of people have said about the fact that sex is determined biologically. at the dna level. you cant change it. your hair color, height, predisposition to alcohol, intelligence -- >> i cant be an african american. >> no, but thats real. i wish you could. i believe in choice. but you cant. and whining about it and getting mad at other people, none of that changes the fact that you cant change sex, youre born with it. sorry. >> i get the activism, but this paints you as incredibly humorless...

>> use ronin farrell. he has a show now. >> piers morgan was good. >> but he no longer has the show. >> oh he is done. >> yes. speaking of done, joanne, all you do three hours a day is drink. you have to feel good about yourself. >> my binge drinking is healthier than being -- binge watching. if they are b nie ge drinking while they are binge watching, that is worse or balances each other out. >> i disagree. tv shows today it depends on what people are watching. they didnt take that into account...

>> i am not going to be happy. thats what i want when i come home. >> what you are talking about is andy levy. not that one, but one in tarzana, california. >> i was like, andy, really? >> you have no idea. >> and you never will. >> his chest hair has chest hair. >> andy, do you agree with these two fine ladies that this is just for homely people? i dont think thats the case. >> no, the marketing manager says you are looking for someone in the same tribe as you. this is no different than jay day...