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To me. we will get back to the real game of watching for 90 minutes the real sport. >> i think this is good. if women know they are going to be on camera, maybe they will take better care of themselves. >> it is like if you go to the game with your boy friend and you hope to get on the kiss cam. you want to get on the kiss cam so badly and he will ask you to marry him and it will be on youtube. >> i wear a bandaid over the sore. what was the question? andy, is this americas greatest achievement ...

Kind of theme would it be? tv show? movie? >> it would be napa. >> the auto parts store? >> no, no, no. it would be wine and, like, you know, im on the countryside and there is wine. >> snooze. >> sam? >> a prenup-themed wedding. >> thats pretty good. andy? >> it would have to be an "entourage" theme. >> all of your bros and show up in a nice car with suicide doors. exactly. >> that would be rad. >> who would be turtle? i would be your turtle. >> it wouldnt be the first time. >> i was thinking m...

Ago a teres. says who? the man on fox news? it is incredible what you come out with. they called it like some conscious decoupling or something? i dont think that is working. he said i dont even know why we are talking about this. he is clearly trying to get her goat. but i hope it means he abandons all of the idiotic views. he had a bunch of them. >> i want to see him become a big game hunter. >> she like ted nugent. >> yes, ted nugent and become a hard core republican, a scary one. andy, shoul...

Blythe danker. it is andy levy. and if quinten tarantino made a "sesame street" movie he would play burt. and he worked at a think tank. i would rather see him in a dunk tank, aim right, ladies? daily beast columnist, michael moi fan han. -- moynahan. >> a block, the lede, thats the first story. me and lou dabbs are out on the yacht. babes everywhere. wish you were here. >> he gave up paltrow for poultry. it is time for another edition of the segment that has america talking about stuff and thin...

Did you like those? >> i do. >> are you disgusting. >> i like the photos of him. google those. >> i shall. andy, here is my theory, if this is what art is, why continue people who are famous just poop, take a crap and freeze it and sell it for minutes. >> you didnt see monument men, have you? >> thats what frames franco does. >> he is trying. >> they suk because because he is james franco -- if you think a messy bed is art and you want to pay $4 million, you are an i idiot. i dont blame her. it ...

Want to do something illegal you wait until the kid is asleep. i would eat everything when the kid was in bed. you dont tell the parents. >> did you always blame it on black men? >> i had a large april teat. gite -- >> the black man ate the crackers. thats a safe thing to say. >> we know how much they love cornrows. i dont know. >> i dont even know what you said. joanne, were you finishing a thought? >> i think i was done. >> andy, who is worse, the babysitter or abbie for marking on her? >> let...

>> use ronin farrell. he has a show now. >> piers morgan was good. >> but he no longer has the show. >> oh he is done. >> yes. speaking of done, joanne, all you do three hours a day is drink. you have to feel good about yourself. >> my binge drinking is healthier than being -- binge watching. if they are b nie ge drinking while they are binge watching, that is worse or balances each other out. >> i disagree. tv shows today it depends on what people are watching. they didnt take that into account...

Want to do something illegal you wait until the kid is asleep. i would eat everything when the kid was in bed. you dont tell the parents. >> did you always blame it on black men? >> i had a large april teat. gite -- >> the black man ate the crackers. thats a safe thing to say. >> we know how much they love cornrows. i dont know. >> i dont even know what you said. joanne, were you finishing a thought? >> i think i was done. >> andy, who is worse, the babysitter or abbie for marking on her? >> let...

>> use ronin farrell. he has a show now. >> piers morgan was good. >> but he no longer has the show. >> oh he is done. >> yes. speaking of done, joanne, all you do three hours a day is drink. you have to feel good about yourself. >> my binge drinking is healthier than being -- binge watching. if they are b nie ge drinking while they are binge watching, that is worse or balances each other out. >> i disagree. tv shows today it depends on what people are watching. they didnt take that into account...

Neighborhood they would be treated pretty badly. andy, go ahead and defend your phone prank cronies, your racist friends. >> i dont have a problem with any of the reactions that they got. dumb asses beatennded if they more. there is no point to this. i am tired of pranks and the phony videos kimmel does, but there is no point to this unless like you said it is straight up racist and we are supposed to think look at how these black people react. they are like animals. i think they are acting perf...