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Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. G...

Angeles, and this is americas late news, fox news at night. Breaking tonight, the president ial campaign trail now running right across the Southern Border with both the former president and current president making appearances in the lone star state. But their visits could not have been more different. And tonight we have compelling evidence that the american citizens are the number one casualties of the border disaster. And how does the white house respond . By calling Illegal Immigrants, quot...

♪ >> greg: oh, yeah! happy thursday. oh, i love you already. so bostons top donkey wants christmas without a honky. [laughter] >> greg: this week the mayors office sent out an e-mail invite to members of the boston city council. it was an invitation to, and this isnt my wording, its what the mayor said, to electeds of colored holiday party. yes, she was making a list of everyone who isnt white. but to her embarrassment the invitation went to the entire city council, even the white fo...

tie his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause]. >> pete: she goes against the grain like someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at news week, batya ungar-sargon! [cheers and applause]. >> pete: when he asks women for their numbers, they only give the one for the suicide hot line. actor, writer and comedian, jamie lissow [cheers and applause]. >> pete: and her meltdowns brought a trademark infringement suit from chernobyl. fox news contributor kat...

cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so theyre putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. lets talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the c...

>> theres a minute to make a call. to take away greatness. >> what do hunter biden and patrick mahomes have in common? >> it could be a matter of seconds before the house. a woman tried to burn down martin luther king house. >> theres no truer calling for being a wife and mother >> traditional housewives are making a come back. plus. >> if you leave the cookies out. leave santa a margarita. >> jesse: last nights game between the kansas city chiefs and the buffalo bills of classic. kans...

>> that mother beep bleep that mother [bleep] right there is not real. ♪ ♪ >> greg: the amazing thing about life these days we have e demock iced entertainment one day you could be minding your business looking at videos on your phone and the next day youre whats being watched on the video on phone could happen to any of us. the most local stories could go national and we treat it for news when its really just chewing gumming for an anxious and restless soul but something to do until you che...

Was really long and it talked about hike how people dont clean and what they clean. it definitely served its purposes if it was supposed to make me feel like a fity piece of beep bleep. it was saying that, it said, i think it said men like very few people spend less than 40 minutes cleaning a room. 40 minutes cleaning a room. i dont know one -- i dont think theres one guy that spends 40 -- maybe oj. [laughter] >> jamie: sorry. too soon? even though i am really a divorced dad guy and i like to jo...

Went into spontaneous charity work for sick children and unwed mothers. i kid they took to the streets to beat the crap out of each other. their protests made quite a mess and made it difficult for car jackers to get buy with cashing jackings. they shouted beep bleep the chiefs. but its philly. their model for brotherly love is the menendez brothers. on the bright side, the loss meant no eagles fan ate horse poop this time. >> greg: so now football season is over, which means if i want to watch ...

Wasnt a threat but admitted it could be maneuverable which is more than we can say about joe. so is this really a big deal? maybe. maybe not. i dont know. thats what i hate about these stories. suddenly everyones an expert on whatever it is were talking about. and i dont know beep bleep. so i will a refer you to retired army general john ferrari. he said the flight might have been to gaming americas ability to detect incoming threats and to find holes in our air defense warning system. so the ba...