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You if they smell fear. Guess what . Its a visual medium. What are we talking about . Apparently, the threatened exposure of more emails didnt slow sony down in their vilnius plot to release a comedy. So the hackers went to plan b. The theaters that show sonys new comedy can the view will face 9 11style attacks. Jon first of all, when did 9 11 become a style of attack . laughter we heard you were interested in attacking something. Weve assembled a pintrest page. Tell me what style of attack youd...

Pretty good week totalitarian regimes. Take, what do you call it, north korea. As you know, they or some mercenary computer hackers, a nerd team 6 ful broke bocomputers at Sony Pictures in retaliation for the upcoming movie the interview, while apparently leaving sony completely alone for after earth. That makes no sense. For gods sake you have the most charismatic star in the world in will smith. Hes stuck in a bubble cant go anywhere. Meanwhile, bleep is flying around in a magic squirrel suit....

Know as weve discussed on this program on numerous occasions, america, america weve been having a bit of a bad week month epoch. laughter but you know whos been having a pretty good week totalitarian regimes. Take, what do you call it, north korea. As you know, they or some mercenary computer hackers, a nerd team 6 ful broke bocomputers at Sony Pictures in retaliation for the upcoming movie the interview, while apparently leaving sony completely alone for after earth. That makes no sense. For go...

Will smith. Hes stuck in a bubble, cant go anywhere. Meanwhile, bleep is flying around in a magic squirrel suit. The whole thing. And the bad guys can only see you if they smell fear. Guess what . Its a visual medium. What are we talking about . Apparently, the threatened exposure of more emails didnt slow sony down in their vilnius plot to release a comedy. So the hackers went to plan b. The theaters that show sonys new comedy can the view will face 9 11style attacks. Jon first of all, when did...

What are you guys having . Uhhhh. Ill have a redds apple ale. Make it two. Redds apple ale. Crisp like an apple. Brewed like an ale. Jon thats the show. Before we gobviously as we always do, we check in with our friend Stephen Colbert at the the colbert report. Stephen, i am excited for your show tonight. How are you feeling . Stephen im always excited, jon. Jon but tonights very special show. Very exciting show. Stephen i like to think every show is special, jon. Its a Little Something called p...

His star studded sendoff today friday, december 19th, 2014. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning. Welcome to today on a friday morning. Weve got hoda in while savannah takes time off. What am i doing . See the show last night, colbert . A little late. I watched the tape. My gosh, to be part of that crowd. I got to tell you, i think that beats your selfie. Pretty good big bird. George lucas. Barry manilo...

His starstudded sendoff today, friday, december 19th, 2014. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning. Welcome to today on a friday morning. Weve got hoda in while savannah takes a little time off today. What am i doing here . Were going to have fun. Did you see the show last night, colbert . A little late. I watched the tape of it. And my gosh, to be part of that crowd. Ive got to tell you, i think tha...

York leads to an Emergency Landing. What passengers are saying. And too cavalier . Outrage after a pregame video makes light of Domestic Violence. Bulls fan . I didnt know you were a bulls fan. The team apologizing and fans asking how did this ever see the light of day today . Friday, may 8th, 2015. Announcer from nbc news this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to today on a friday morning. 100 chance of brigh...

I do, my lady. And leader of the pack. A chimp uses a log as a ladder to scale a zoo wall, leading his buddies on an impromptu excursion. But they end up falling for the oldest trick in the book today, friday, april 11th, 2014. From nbc news, this is today. With matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning. Welcome to today on a friday morning. Im matt lauer along with al roker, natalie morales, and carson daly. Weve got savannah down in our Nations...

Cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen well tomorrow to the show. Welcome to the report. Steve ebb, stephen, Stephen Stephen thats it, thats it. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen oh my god, thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show. Good to have you with us nation, thank you so much. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, you know, if youve been watching the news as closely as i have you know that is this a somber yet joyous time as we remember and celebrate the life of the...