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"Got to my daughter’s elementary school an hour early so I could be 12th in line for pickup."

Marriage is tough. In-laws make it tougher. While some people are fortunate to have blissful relationships with all of their partner’s relatives, that is not the case for most. Fortunately, the funny folks on Twitter have shared LOL-worthy musings about their in-laws over the years. We’ve rounded up 45 hilarious and relatable tweets about in-laws. Enjoy! A marriage is truly consummated with the first passive-aggressive argument you have with an in-law.— JennyPentland GED (@JennyPentland...

"I pointed out a fire truck to my coworker on our drive, and I think I need to spend less time with my children."

"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it." By  15/05/2021 05:00am BST It’s hard to describe what it’s like to have a sister to those who lack the experience. But the funny folks of Twitter have come pretty close. We’ve rounded up 30 funny and relatable tweets about life with sisters. Enjoy! My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else wouldve stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"— Lauren Reeves (@laurenre...

Them: what’s parenthood like? Me: I spent my Saturday evening picking every bit of parsley off dinner so tiny people stop crying is what it’s like.— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 14, 2018 The best way to get your picky kid to eat is to get your own plate of food and be starving and they will eat 3/4 of whatever you made for yourself.— ��steph�� (@eff_yeah_steph) June 27, 2018 My daughter couldn’t eat because her banana was too sad pic.twitter.com/H0uljgdOrd�...

Cooking for kids is often a thankless endeavour. Even if you manage to find time in your busy parenting schedule to prepare a full meal, there’s a solid chance your dining patrons (aka children) may find something wrong with it. And God forbid you accidentally make a real mistake because it will not be forgotten. Fortunately, the funny moms and dads of Twitter can relate. We’ve rounded up 27 funny tweets about parents’ cooking fails. The most rewarding part of making a delicious, balance...

Them: what’s parenthood like? Me: I spent my Saturday evening picking every bit of parsley off dinner so tiny people stop crying is what it’s like.— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 14, 2018 The best way to get your picky kid to eat is to get your own plate of food and be starving and they will eat 3/4 of whatever you made for yourself.— ��steph�� (@eff_yeah_steph) June 27, 2018 My daughter couldn’t eat because her banana was too sad pic.twitter.com/H0uljgdOrd�...

My overhead projector.— The Modest Teacher (@ModestTeacher) December 14, 2020 Admin in 2020: please be prepared to teach online, in person, both simultaneously, on a moving train, while juggling, in a burning building, under the sea, during a wrestling match with a T-Rex, as a hologram, and riding a unicorn. Also be safe and we value you.— Alexandra Finley (@AlexJFinley) June 23, 2020 My body: What a long and grueling school year this has been. Calendar: It’s been three weeks.— Emily K...

*points out grammar mistakes on Facebook*— Lurkin Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 2, 2017 I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. [screams into the abyss] SOMETIMES THE WRONG GRAMMAR MAKES THE JOKE SOUND BETTER— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 14, 2016 Guys. I have not been so excited in maybe a year. Someone just corrected my grammar online but theyre incorrect.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 25, 2015 little known fact: the em dash is actually...

"Who you are at your kid’s sporting events is the real you." By  04/23/2021 10:49am EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Who you are at your kid’s sporting events is the real you— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 18, 2021 got into an argument with my 4yo ab...