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Bernies looking younger. [laughter] hey, tyrus, take your pick. you want to talk about bezos or banning billionaires? >> gee, i dont know, kids, bezos or billionaires? parents are nodding. billionaires for 500, please. greg: yeah. >> i guess if we all get a check, because wheres that money going to go when you tear down the billionaires, are they going to spread it out? greg: cant work or unwilling to work, right? >> i mean, im just a scoch short of a billion myself. [laughter] short, give or ta...

81-year-old who was one of the guests of the prime minister. you had some -- of the president. the president of the united states, for the first time in our countrys history, had to be on the floor of the united states congress to declare that the united states will never be a socialist nation. [laughter] greg: i know. >> and the thing about that was he wasnt just saying, okay, im midway through my term, hes like, okay, this is a choice -- greg: yeah. >> between what im proposing, capitalism, fr...

[laughter] greg: i hope thats not my brush. one more. ♪ ♪ greg: thats dr. steve. very thorough for an otter. [laughter] so trump offered something for everyone. he went after russia, or china, he announced another meeting with north korea. so did the media like it? surprise, no. [laughter] >> everything else he said in this speech will be overshadowed by the fact he said there cannot be investigations. >> that the president of the united states at this moment in the world did not mention cli...

In the living room, and to get to one side of the room, georgeed had new jordans, and there was no way in hell he was getting them wet. la. [laughter] so -- and after that and a headache late everything we realized, you know what? this isnt really for george. [laughter] so i get it. you know, maybe if we would have went to, like, a walgreens and got a proper prescription, i wouldnt have thought my house was flooded -- >> you mean george. >> george, yeah. [laughter] [applause] greg: dana, this is...

>> kind of a sheet so you can scoop up the crumbs. greg: exactly. rob, what did you make of the week? take your pick of any issue. >> the state of the union, i thought -- the heartbreaking thing about it was it was really good. so you think about trump, you can do this if you want to. you can give a speech thats sentimental -- >> patriotic. >> patriotic. you can actually be the chill, together, emotionally stable person -- [laughter] so lets just do more of that, right? the brilliant thing is yo...

Damn! [laughter] its so bad between the -- this was my point before i was interrupted. the response from the democrats was prerecorded. greg: yes, it was. >> which means even a response to a speech theyve already made up their mind hell no, so so they preif record it so they could all go to chiles and enjoy queso. that was probably the first time in a long time weve seen both sides do something unifying. greg: its a good point. it was prewritten, and she didnt even watch the speech, do you know ...

The great writer and tv producer, rob long. [applause] her favorite character in titanic was the iceberg. host of the tyrus and timpf podcast, kat timpf. [applause] and when he trips, people yell timber. former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick, tyrus! [cheers and applause] all right. dana, i kid you about the queso. its provided me with so much information. >> im glad to have provided you with material this week, you were a little light on things. greg: yes, yes. [laughter] what did you make o...

Means. maybe shes in a vase in the living room. all right. you brighten my day. you also make the voices stop, the voices that tell me to kill. these are terrible and very suggestive. happy valentines day. i got you flowers. like us, they will die soon. maybe thats one i should edit out. anyway, this is my favorite. roses are red, violates are blue -- violets are blue, you are not ignore me. [laughter] [applause] i have more but, you know what? [applause] ill just stop there, okay? ill stop ther...

Even if it didnt have anied medical value, even if people just wanted to see, you know, dragons, i think thats fine too. its not the choice i would personally make, but in this country, its supposed to be a free one, and we should stop locking people up for what they choose to put inside their own bodies. thats number one. number two, yeah, this actually does have legitimate medical purposes. the fda actually found that it can be a breakthrough therapy for depression. you know what sucks, greg? ...

Unborn. on the other, second chances for the incarcerated. so every gift to the right had something for the left. it was more balanced than me when im on my meds. [laughter] and that must have really confused some people, enough to forget how to clap. seriously -- [laughter] what was pelosi thinking? [laughter] >> i think dr. seuss really had something here. one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. [laughter] oh, brilliant. oh, shoot, its time to clap. oh, i forgot how to clap! [laughter] greg: ...