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Be possible. unfortunately. greg: what about you, tyrus? >> you know what? i enjoyed -- my favorite part was when buzz aldrin was on there, and there was a usa chant. the whole room was chanting usa for, like, six seconds we were a united country. [laughter] greg: yes. >> yeah, im glad -- >> etch was usa! it wasnt like half the room going usa, not on my watch. even was involved. so at that moment it was like, wow, we can be unified. >> thats such a low bar though. oh, im glad our country likes o...

Our country. [background sounds] america was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination and control. [applause] we are born free and we will stay free. tonight we renew our resolve that america will never be a socialist country. greg: oh, that stings! you know it hurt some feelings, like this guy. [laughter] wonder what he was thinking. [laughter] >> turkey salading, theres a good sandwich. chicken salad? overrated. why dont they make a salad thats a sandwich ins...

Problem in two minutes, but youre still really mad? [laughter] that was the democratic caucus in that room. greg: the villain wasnt what he was cracked up to be. yeah, they just had to look at him and frown. kat, is it possible for compromise if it doesnt serve the interests of the media? >> no, i dont think compromise is going to happen. greg: no? >> no. there are things that people should have been delighted about. for example, sitting there we had matthew charles, alice marie johnson who are ...

Magic mushrooms, please. [laughter] >> dms are open, by the way, first ones free. greg: up next, say good to traveling to mars or buying a new cell phone, the times wants to abolish billionaires. [cheers and applause]

But if they can handle it. then college students should be able to handle it. i have no resulting emotional trauma whatsoever from the valentines thing. [laughter] greg: yes. not from that anyway. >> not from that. greg: rob? >> i think its a very problematic holiday. [laughter] think about cupid. you are involuntarily, without consent, violently penetrated -- [laughter] by an underage, e erotic totem. greg: a cherub. >> whatever that is. that cant be good. so i feel like theyre probably -- i un...

Be possible. unfortunately. greg: what about you, tyrus? >> you know what? i enjoyed -- my favorite part was when buzz aldrin was on there, and there was a usa chant. the whole room was chanting usa for, like, six seconds we were a united country. [laughter] greg: yes. >> yeah, im glad -- >> etch was usa! it wasnt like half the room going usa, not on my watch. even was involved. so at that moment it was like, wow, we can be unified. >> thats such a low bar though. oh, im glad our country likes o...

People watching that very uncomfortable. this made them feel super smug and proud of themselves. what kind of art is that? greg: it could have been that ivankas just really good at vacuuming, and chelsea isnt. [laughter] because, kat, i dont know anything that chelseas good at. >> i dont either. greg: did this disturb you as a woman? >> i was so jealous. ivanka has it made. first of all, she is so rich and so successful that im certain she never has to actually vacuum ever. [laughter] she has pe...

[laughter] capitalism is a wonderful system, and i can only think of one problem with it. greg: what? >> no matter how much money you make, you can never buy aer the contacting. [laughter] >> because theyre extinct, kids. greg: are the speech police coming after your valentines day card? maybe or maybe not, i havent decided. [cheers and applause] save up to 10% when you bundle with esurance. including me, esurance spokesperson dennis quaid. hes a pretty good spokesperson. ehhh. so when i say, "d...

Greg: kat, youre a libertarian, i believe. >> yes. im pro-billionaires. greg: yes. >> people who want to ban billionaires want to do so for the exact same reason that i want to ban women who can grow long, thick, beautiful hair. >> oh, come on! >> out of their own head. [laughter] >> what would you do when they cut it? >> what do you mean? >> is it their hair and your hair now? >> because of capitalism. [laughter] because of capitalism we live in a country where we can have billionaires, and we ...

And here i thought that only happened to me. [laughter] rob? you are in the entertainment field. dont you think that performance art gets a free ride because theres no standards? >> yeah, its just whatever, right? you can see this, oh, man, i got this grant to do this thing. [laughter] ivanka vacuuming. greg: yes. >> thats great, just to that. greg: trump plus x. >> shes going to polish some silver. i get it, its very complicated. you mention like anybody else, imagine chelsea clinton, right? th...