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>> kind of a sheet so you can scoop up the crumbs. greg: exactly. rob, what did you make of the week? take your pick of any issue. >> the state of the union, i thought -- the heartbreaking thing about it was it was really good. so you think about trump, you can do this if you want to. you can give a speech thats sentimental -- >> patriotic. >> patriotic. you can actually be the chill, together, emotionally stable person -- [laughter] so lets just do more of that, right? the brilliant thing is yo...

Isnt that wasting food? greg: that is true. >> yeah. this is a social justice nightmare. [laughter] greg: i think its coming from the beards of the left-wing men. >> oh, the hipsters. greg: tyrus,, that wasnt directed at you. >> i know, i aint no left-wing man. greg: does this bother you? >> a rich white woman vacuuming? not really. [laughter] i try to -- like, when i read this story, i was like because weve got kids in the audience tonight, were just going to play it safe? but then that creepy ...

Uncomfortable. this made them feel super smug and proud of themselves. what kind of art is that? greg: it could have been that ivankas just really good at vacuuming, and chelsea isnt. [laughter] because, kat, i dont know anything that chelseas good at. >> i dont either. greg: did this disturb you as a woman? >> i was so jealous. ivanka has it made. first of all, she is so rich and so successful that im certain she never has to actually vacuum ever. [laughter] she has people to vacuum for her. se...

Problem in two minutes, but youre still really mad? [laughter] that was the democratic caucus in that room. greg: the villain wasnt what he was cracked up to be. yeah, they just had to look at him and frown. kat, is it possible for compromise if it doesnt serve the interests of the media? >> no, i dont think compromise is going to happen. greg: no? >> no. there are things that people should have been delighted about. for example, sitting there we had matthew charles, alice marie johnson who are ...

[laughter] i think i peaked at 5. but if they can handle it. then college students should be able to handle it. i have no resulting emotional trauma whatsoever from the valentines thing. [laughter] greg: yes. not from that anyway. >> not from that. greg: rob? >> i think its a very problematic holiday. [laughter] think about cupid. you are involuntarily, without consent, violently penetrated -- [laughter] by an underage, e erotic totem. greg: a cherub. >> whatever that is. that cant be good. so i...

Melon with his thoughts. the great writer and tv producer, rob long. [applause] her favorite character in titanic was the iceberg. host of the tyrus and timpf podcast, kat timpf. [applause] and when he trips, people yell timber. former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick, tyrus! [cheers and applause] all right. dana, i kid you about the queso. its provided me with so much information. >> im glad to have provided you with material this week, you were a little light on things. greg: yes, yes. [laug...

System, and i can only think of one problem with it. greg: what? >> no matter how much money you make, you can never buy aer the contacting. [laughter] >> because theyre extinct, kids. greg: are the speech police coming after your valentines day card? maybe or maybe not, i havent decided. [che

Governor ralph northam saying today he wants to pursue an agenda of racial reconciliation. and the average tax refund down about 8% according to data released friday by the irs. refunds averaged $1865 compared to 2035 for tax year 2017. this is the first full year of the sweeping tax overhaul. the new rules lored most -- lowered most individual rates. now back to gutfeld. ♪ greg: will tourism boom if they legalize is the shroom in voters in denver will soon decide whether magic mushrooms sho...

Happy birthday for an 81-year-old who was one of the guests of the prime minister. you had some -- of the president. the president of the united states, for the first time in our countrys history, had to be on the floor of the united states congress to declare that the united states will never be a socialist nation. [laughter] greg: i know. >> and the thing about that was he wasnt just saying, okay, im midway through my term, hes like, okay, this is a choice -- greg: yeah. >> between what im pro...

Purpose of the paper, because youre going to say get rid of billionaires, then its like, well, millionaires are kind of smug too. greg: you can never find enough rich people. >> then theres that thousand-aire, f him. [laughter] greg: tyrus is right, we used to admire the american treatment. >> its even weirder for "the new york times," they were bailed out a few years ago -- greg: by a billionaire! >> he let them expand. new york times is doing really, really well, but they had an influx of cash...