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i always tell people to spend less time doing it yet there i am at night, smoking it usually makes my blood pressure go up. i tell myself social media is a harmless drinking partner and i have company i dont have to put cheese and crackers out. msnbc calls it cheese and white people. [laughter] how would i w be as a person ifi stopped even for a week? a study reveals look at happen if you saw stop usual social media. you to die. im kidding, you dont die. the opposite, you live. a study...

Glue myself. no youre not. like the girl with the basketball court she didnt realize it took 15 20 minutes to set. she couldnt believe they were dragging her off much like your skit >> kat: that was not me. i could never look that ugly. >> tyrus: it was a joke >> kat: i look like this all the time, from the moment i wake up -- thank you, to the moment i go bed. [cheers and applause] >> kat: i grow all this hair on my own. >> tyrus: you do a good job >> kat: natural beauty. >> tyrus: this is fake...