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Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am. Dsm shillue in for greg gutfel. It is friday. And you know what that means. Welctswelcome tonights guests. Hes more than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx. Comedian joe mackie invitesirst Fox And Friends first. The New York Giants icon and his family, third, Fox And Friendsthir on the hot pyro, she is sleek, bleak, never meet. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor captaiellingn. Ll eve and no one will ever sneak through this w...

light, like hem lock. more tastier like spring water near a train derailment. the company lost tons of money in the wake of the dylan mulvaney controversy where they gave us the first commemorative can featuring woman-face something that will no doubt be con telled in about 10 years. sails plummeting faster than hunter bidens pants in a porno theater. and were seeing more boycotts than at kevin spaceys sleep away camp. its okay. its okay that i said that. just a joke. but to me this is...

>> greg: you didnt think we could do it but there you are. months of hard work and hot tubbing but hes here. im not proud of some of the things i had to do in that tub larry but ill do what it takes. also side note al qaeda leader ayman al-zawahiri was killed. [cheers and applause] >> greg: youre sick. was just 51 years young, his remains will be cremated and spread over his already cream ated remains. and to think he just finished paying off his womens studies degree. we went to his f...

i always tell people to spend less time doing it yet there i am at night, smoking it usually makes my blood pressure go up. i tell myself social media is a harmless drinking partner and i have company i dont have to put cheese and crackers out. msnbc calls it cheese and white people. [laughter] how would i w be as a person ifi stopped even for a week? a study reveals look at happen if you saw stop usual social media. you to die. im kidding, you dont die. the opposite, you live. a study...

>> ♪ ♪ >> happy memorial day everyone. and, timpf, greg is off today doing whatever we think he does when hes off, i dont even ask anymore. we had a great show with some great thats over the past few months to donate lets watch some of our favorites. enjoy. >> greg: for more -- former president bill clinton has a memoir coming out this fall of his life after the white house -- says its pop up book music -- [laughter] in the report claimed that donald trump spotify playlist includes...

Glue myself. no youre not. like the girl with the basketball court she didnt realize it took 15 20 minutes to set. she couldnt believe they were dragging her off much like your skit >> kat: that was not me. i could never look that ugly. >> tyrus: it was a joke >> kat: i look like this all the time, from the moment i wake up -- thank you, to the moment i go bed. [cheers and applause] >> kat: i grow all this hair on my own. >> tyrus: you do a good job >> kat: natural beauty. >> tyrus: this is fake...