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Jon hey welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a very nice show tonight. My guest tonight, aubrey plaza from the movie life after beth, but first, i dont even know how to tell you, folks, where to begin tonight. The middle east, you dont hear a lot about it these days. [laughter] but right before we started the taping, israel and hamas have apparently agreed to a 72hour ceasefire, a 72hour ceasefire. Very nice. [cheering and applause] thats three days. Heres what im hoping fo...

A long weekend of peace. Its still too early to really know what brought this about, but we do know that the break came after this israel has made a request for resupply of several types of ammunition. As one defense official said to me, they have been using up an awful lot. Jon thats, of course, the correspondent from the understatement times picayune. So maybe thats what happens. Theyre just running out of [bleeped] to blow up. Maybe what happened here is the diplomats tackled israel while the...

Im gonna do my one line here oh, yeah. From comedy centrals world views headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show im jon stewart my guest tonight is Angelina Jolie, director of the film unbroken. But first, i want to apologize for yesterday. I began the show somewhat overwrought because no one involved in the death of eric garner was never invited. I was wrong. The person who did the videography of this, that person was in...

Well, at least they indicted the shooter. Of the video. Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Photographing crime does not pay. But whats so hard to understand about this is that for months weve been going back and forth about what really happened with Darren Wilson and Michael Brown in ferguson, missouri. Did brown have his hands up . Did he not have his hands up . Was wilson afraid for his life when he killed brown . Reasonable people as well as plenty of bleep ones okay, their pictures ...

People blamed this on anything but the injustices of a flawed system. Garner outweighed the officer by probably 150 pounds. Jon they had to bring him down he was the abominable bro man but, ok, he outweighed one cop by 150 pounds. What about the other five . Is that just how much racial progress america has made . It used to be black people were only threefifths of a white person. Now, theyre equal to six unless theres some other reason his size was relevant . If he had not had asthma and a hear...

Show im jon stewart my guest tonight is Angelina Jolie, director of the film unbroken. But first, i want to apologize for yesterday. I began the show somewhat overwrought because no one involved in the death of eric garner was never invited. I was wrong. The person who did the videography of this, that person was indicted by a grand jury in Staten Island over gun charges. Well, at least they indicted the shooter. Of the video. Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Photographing crime does ...

Involved in the death of eric garner was never invited. I was wrong. The person who did the videography of this, that person was indicted by a grand jury in Staten Island over gun charges. Well, at least they indicted the shooter. Of the video. Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Photographing crime does not pay. But whats so hard to understand about this is that for months weve been going back and forth about what really happened with Darren Wilson and Michael Brown in ferguson, missour...

I was wrong. The person who did the videography of this, that person was indicted by a grand jury in Staten Island over gun charges. Well, at least they indicted the shooter. Of the video. Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Photographing crime does not pay. But whats so hard to understand about this is that for months weve been going back and forth about what really happened with Darren Wilson and Michael Brown in ferguson, missouri. Did brown have his hands up . Did he not have his han...

From Comedy Central in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the show, my name is jon stewart. We have a nice one for you tonight. The great Geoffrey Rush will be joining us. Lets begin tonight with healthcare. Gov, rhymes with love. Last we checked in the embattled Obama Administration was making a simple promise to the american people. By the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the ...

Ass, okay. Kick this ass, thats all. Im not asking, im telling with this. Kick my ass. Jon i cant believe this. The web site, the web site fiasco has basically turned our president into artie. But of course for every cloud there is a silver lining. Certainly the rollout for the president s signature legislative accomplishment has been rough. But at least it has not been mayor of front rocky. Or as the mayor is now referred to the cracksmoking mayor of toronto laughter cheers and applause jon tor...