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>> we know thats one of the reasons why hes on the supreme court. >> i think this is tantamount to sticking a dagger in our back. >> we will gun to see a kind of segregated higher education landscape. >> were going to see that become wider and wider. >> whats next, gay marriagesome. >> is this leading to no women in colleges soon? who knows? [laughter] >> no women in colleges. we can dream. i joke. [laughter] and biden wasnt done sobbing, running over to the safe pace of msnbc. >> i fi...

court ruling that didnt go his way. top court dealing with affirmative action. that means merit agains and the media will need a fainting couch. >> the worst thing about affirmative action is that it created a clarence thomas. >> clarence thomas has criticized affirmative action and we know thats why hes on the supreme court. >> i think this is sticking dag dag dager in our back. >> we will see that segregation become wider and wider. >> whats next, gay marriage? >> is this leading to ...

>> i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. >> this is gonna be a good show. >> are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? >> people say a good comedian doesnt have to cuss. and i thought, now thats [bleep] rubbish. >> how dirty is too dirty? >> why is all that so funny? >> i dont know. >> what youre about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. >> if you choose to go blue, youve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, theres nothing worse tha...

>> its going to get worse, and i think that we will be updating it maybe even for weeks to come. we dont lose this many people in a flood, yet, there are still so many people unaccounted for. >> meteorologist gene norman is in the severe weather center for cnn. gene this is just devastating what has happened in kentucky right now, and as bad as it is at the moment, the flood threat is not over yet, is that correct? >> that is correct, jim. brand new flood watch is issued as new storms ...

When lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. so anyone who says, well, its off limits. well, enjoy the next ten minutes because thats about as long as thats going to last. >> the thing today, the thing right now you cant make fun of; the thing thats too sensitive at this moment, transgendered people. see? you cant do it. you cant make fun of them. its too sensitive. in fact, you cant even call them chicks with [bleep] anymore. no, no. you have to call them men who talk too...

Our biggest problem is there isn't enough time to make fun of all the jackpuddings on the other side of the aisle. So I bring you five laughable Democrats.

Ive always been obsessed with women. and ive often wondered, if -- if id grown up in poland when hitler came to power and was sent to a concentration camp, would i still be checking out women in the camp? i think i would. >> off limits is not a permanent address, its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say "pregnant" on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. so anyone who says, well, its off limits. well, enjoy the next ten minutes because thats ab...

Answer, "the babylon bee," one of the very few remaining satire sites on the entire internet, he joins us tonight.e seth, thank you so much for coming on, the stuff is in your face every single day, you are the target of a lot of this. you have to wonder, the people trying to destroy your business and your life, they are a tiny percentage of americans, arent they? >> they are, but they wield all the power. this is the funny thing. they really are a joke at this point because they try to project ...

You have to wonder, the people trying to destroy your business and your life, they are a tiny percentage of americans, arent they? >> they are, but they wield all the power. this is the funny thing. they really are a joke at this point because they try to project themselves as being marginalized. these are the marginalized, these are the oppressed. you cant make fun of them. the way that you can tell who holds all the power in a society is by who you cant make fun of, right? >> tucker: thats rig...