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Ive always been obsessed with women. ive often wondered if id grown up in poland when hitler came to power and was sent to a concentration camp, would i still be checking out women in the camp? i think i would. >> off limits is not a permanent address, its a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say "pregnant" on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. so anyone who says, well orb its off-limits, well enjoy the next 10 minutes because thats about as long as ...

Ive always been obsessed with women. ive always wondered if, i was if i grew up in poland when hitler came to power. and was in the concentration camp, checking out women in the camp? i would. >> off limits is not a permanent address, its a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say "pregnant" on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. when somebody says, its offlimits, enjoy the next 10 minutes, thats about how long its going to last. >> the thing today, the...

Ive always been obsessed with women. ive always wondered if, i was checking out women in the camp? i would. >> off limits is not a permanent address, its a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say "pregnant" on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. when somebody says, its when somebody says, its off limits, enjoy the next 10 minutes, thats about how long its going to last. >> the thing today, the thing you cant make fun of, the thing thats too sensitive a...

Ive always been obsessed with women. ive always wondered if, i was if i had grown up in poland when hitler came to power. and was sent to a concentration camp checking out women in the camp? i would. >> off limits is not a permanent address, its a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say "pregnant" on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. when somebody says, its offlimits, enjoy the next 10 minutes, thats about how long its going to last. >> the thing tod...

Ive always been obsessed with women. ive often wondered, if i had grown up in poland, when hitler came to power, and was sent to a concentration camp, would i still be checking out women in the camp? [ laughter ] i think i would. >> off-limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. anyone who says, well, its off-limits, well, enjoy the next ten minutes because thats...

Ive always been obsessed with women. ive always wondered if, i was under hitler i would still be checking out women in the camp? i would. >> off limits is not a permanent address, its a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say "pregnant" on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. when somebody says, its offlimits, enjoy the next 10 minutes, thats about how long its going to last. >> the thing you cant make fun of, the thing thats too sensitive at this momen...

Theres no worse life available to a human than being a caught child molester, and yet they still do it. which from -- you can only really surmise that it must be really good. from their point of view. not ours but their point of view. >> off limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy," it keeps changing. anyone who says, well, its off limits, enjoy the next ten minutes. thats about a...

Theres no worse life available to a human than being a caught child molester, and yet they still do it. which from -- you can only really surmise that it must be really good. i mean, from their point of view. not ours, but from their point of view. >> off limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy." it keeps changing. so anyone who says, well, its off limits. enjoy the next ten minut...

Theres no worse life available to a human than being a caught child molester, and yet they still do it. which from -- you can only really surmise that it must be really good. i mean, from their point of view. not ours but their point of view. >> off limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy," it keeps changing. anyone who says, well, its off limits, enjoy the next ten minutes. thats...

Theres no worse life available to a human than being a caught child molester, and yet they still do it. which from -- you can only really surmise that it must be really good. from their point of view. not ours but their point of view. >> off limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy," it keeps changing. anyone who says, well, its off thats about its long as thats going to last. >> t...