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[cheering and applause] greg: yes! i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd! he has talked to more men on the street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy! and he is beloved by his fox family but only when they need help moving, new york times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus!...

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Proudly casting my vote for vice president kamala harris. The coalition to protect democracy and defeat donald trump. He is petty, he is vindictive and he is cruel and donald trump is not fit to lead this good and great nation. Liz cheney and kamala harris making the case to republican voters. Together i know we can chart a new way forward. Not as members of any one party, but as americans. Tonight, as republicans try to whitewash the attack on the capital, two of the police officers injured tha...

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We have a duty to set rules at our border. To enforce them. But critics say its a stunt on the stump. Plus hes called volodymyr zelenskyy, nasty salesman. And now with ukraines fate in the balance, donald trump praises the countrys invader to zelenskys face relationship. As you know, with president putin. Also gazans mayor gets his mug shot and eric adams suggest the charges are president bidens payback and days before his vp debate j. D. Vance is set to appear with a maga pastor who claims kama...