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Show, my name is jon stewart. The show tonight that we have prepared for you, my guest tonight, atul gawande, author of being mortal medicine and what matters in the end i guess is that would be medicine. But first, the world is in a little upheavally of late so we thought we would start the week somewhere experiencing a bit of a downheaval. Hong kong. Where last weeks protests have been downgraded from massive, antigovernment rallies to listless teen hang session. laughter which is surprising a...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show, ladies and gentlemen. Obviously, i am not jon stewart. My name is jason jones. Jon is out sick tonight with a case of something called the bubonz. Im not sure im pronouncing that right. Its apparently an illness that only effects people from new jersey. He should be back tomorrow, but sent me a picture in the meantime. Im sorry. Thats a photo of me. Thats the moment i found out i had to host the show tonight. But weve got a Gr...

Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. Its good to have you with us, nation. cheers and applause thank you, folks. Thank you so much. I need i need i need the strength you give me, because, folks, this is a dark day. A dark, day, day for cultural conservatives like myself. That day hump day. Because god decreed in the bible hump day is between one man and one woman. Now its anything goes. On monday the Supreme Court refused to hear...

Legal scholar Cass Sunstein is going to be here, the author of the new book wiser which i think you will be once you read it. An hrveg day on capitol hill as the 114th congress meets for the first time. laughter jon the congress met for the first time right on a tuesday, a tuesday. Couldnt go back to work on a monday . Why would you go back to work on monday. Monday was komachora japan festival. You couldnt work on that day or it was the 12th day of christmas. Youre not home to sign for your del...

Shareholder a couple that was hours away from bankruptcy is sighing the entity that through sheer force of 184 billion saved it or let me put it another way. Yeah, you gave me c. P. R. , but would it kill you to take a breath mint . laughter what if any is the legal basis for Hank Greenbergs claim. Dwree and his Investment Firm Star International charging the government violated a. I. G. s fifth amendment rights by charging it high Interest Rates on loans and by not compensating them properly fo...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central eagle caw cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. audience chanting stephen cheers and applause stephen well come to the report good to have you with us thank you so much for being here nation, today is the first monday in october, the start of the Supreme Courts new session, and i am pumped to the gavels. Its like the start of football season, only, unlike the n. F. L. , the players go to court. laughter and right here on day one, the courts alr...

If i may, that is the correct response. laughter whooo, indeed. And also the films director, local recluse jon daly will be joining us. So it all began you know what . I dont know. This just feels weird. I apologize. It just eye dont feel comfortable talk show hosts plugging their own movies. I think it i dont know what to do. laughter ive done this in other situations when whenever ive had a rosewaterthemed problem, ive called upon this to see if i can get some help. Let me just laughter cheers...

And you hope now that 2015s we get a respite for us. Our hearts are with the families i know very few people going to comedy as an act of courage namely because it shouldnt have to be that. It shouldnt be an act of courage it should be taken as established law. But those guys, they were killed for their cartoons. Most part the legislators and journalists institutions that we gather are not in any way the enemy. For however frustrating or outraged can become go back and forth a conversation among...

Delivery of 12 drummers drumming. You know, fedex just leaves them on your doorstep. Come on, congress your first day back from the holiday break is a tuesday . Even we came back on monday, and were so lazy dot, dot, dot. laughter nobody nobody finished writing that . laughter its a perfectly good premise. You know what id fire those people if they didnt work on a different floor and id have to go all the way up there. laughter all right Congress Took an extra day of vacation. Fine. But once tue...

First congratulations to anyway got a great show for you tonight. Have a great show for you tonight. Thursday we got wind of a Little Something happening at the pentagon. The u. S. Is now classifying previously publishing held information about the war in afghanistan, thins like the afghan troop levels the amount of money that is being spent there and where its being spent. Jon trap levels your spending levels, your literacy levels hob billpass word your secret phantom. Oh this all just weeks af...