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Much thank you ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause stephen folks, tonight, we are all painfully aware of the ongoing tragedy along our southern border. Despite our best intentions, it remains impossible to pair an outfit with turquoise jewelry laughter dont believe the man at the kiosk, you will look like an extra from dances with wolves laughter another big issue from down there, thousands of Central American children poring over the border and the president is doing nothing to stop it. Al...

Akron, ohio who has diligently spent the last year goog ling the phrase kate upton naked. Great investigative work, benjamin. Id like to shake your hand. Actually, you know what . On second thought, thumbs up. cheers and applause . Apparently, unnamed 4chaners were able to acquire the photos from apples iclouds. According to Security Experts its possible the hacked celebrities hadys to get passwords rather than stronger pass phrases that are long and hard to get such as 1 day i ate 364 bannas 13...

This is the colbert report. cheers and applause stephen right there, welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for being here. Folks, i cannot tell you how much i appreciate you being here. cheers and applause folks, thank you so much. For that energy and thank you so much for being here on this quite possibly the last episode of the ...

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[audience reacts]. Jon by pork i assume the gentleman was referring to local constituents. One senator pointed to her waist and squeezed her stomach and said, dont lose too much weight. I like my girls chubby. Jon dont get too porky. I like my girls chubby. Even when it comes to sexism, the senate is gridlocked. They cant make any progress [cheering and applause] they cant get anything done. Luckily theres always one asshole left. To break the tie. The prize comment, she writes, came from a sout...

First we turn to washington, d. C. , home of our nations most respected institutions and also the government. Americans have a very low opinion of congress, and this next story probably so s not going to help that very much. Jon oh, crap. What did congress do this time . What did they kill a veterans bill to make a food about food stamps or outlaw tan because the president wore the color . What did that kick a puppy in an elevator . What did they do . New yorks junior senator Kirsten Gillibrand ...

Jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. My guest is on the Zach Galifianakis will be joining us. The excited news can look who is here. She made it to the show. [cheers and applause] jon a gentleman in the audience with his wife of 25 years. Only one ticket was left. Here is my impression of him at the time. I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lo...

Seen it yet, turn off the tv. [laughter] leave the house and go see it. It is wonderful. But first, as you know, this world is a perilous place. Recent events beg real answers from our nations leaders for a concerned public. From immigration to rogue nations to conflagrations, this past sunday our nations leading journalistic light saw answers to the days most pressing question. Youve been on the daily show with jon stewart. Fair to republicans . [laughter] jon i believe i can field this one. Jo...