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Just hearing you chant like that just hearing you chrant chant like that is i got to say, your chanting, your adulation that just felt like a cork being tossed around in a typhoon of love. Folks if you watch the news you know the conflicts continue to rage all around the world an tonight im sad to report yet another International Another international dispute. Justin bieber and Orlando Bloom in a heated argument. That is actor Orlando Bloom arguing with pop star Justin Bieber. Overnight at a res...

Cheers and applause stephen nation, thank you so much nation, thank you so much for your love and adulation tonight. I need it more than ever because if you have been watching the news, you know its been a tough week for, lets say humans. laughter from battles in gaza to russia shelling ukraine to taliban advances in afghanistan, theyre not releasing any more new weird al videos. laughter folks, we are facing a situation ive always feared things might actually be as bad as we make them sound on ...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central eagle caw cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome to the report, good to have you with us audience chanting Stephen Stephen thats absolutely right that is my name thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks, i think if you guys werent ut there chanting my name every night, im not sure i would know who i was. cheering folks, you watch this show. You know, as a patriot, there is nothing i love mor...

Happened next. [laughter] jon why are you on my television . Once again i leave watching the news somehow knowing less than when i started. So even the experts cant explain how this started, but one company is already taking an awful lot of heat. Data hidden within the files reveals most of the images were take within an apple iphone, which is why the companys Popular Online backup service imcloud came under instant scrutiny. Jon youre telling me that something named after what appears firm and ...

Stephen, stephen, stephen thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for being here. Folks, i cannot tell you how much i appreciate you being here. cheers and applause folks, thank you so much. For that energy and thank you so much for being here on this quite possibly the last episode of the colbert report. Listen, i planned, i planned youre a little late. I planned on going till middecember but america might not last that long. laughter because the whole damn world is swirling down the toilet b...

Ancestors were driven west of the River Shannon to farm rocks, i would like to see Buckingham Palace turned into a public urinal for the indigent and the insane. laughter but on the other hand another royal baby is on the way. Another royal baby is on the way. We have a spare to the heir. The heir and the spare. Its an heir and a spare. Oh my goooooooood an heir and spare i cant believe i care but i do we did it well, technically will and kate did it. laughter so magical. Its a fairytale. The ro...

Ill punch out the side. His stuff is incredible joe 107 pitches for bumgarner who you know will be begging bruce bochy, if this world series goes seven games, to appear in that seventh game. That misses outside. Ball one. Harold that is the thing about bumgarner. Its not just the stuff. Its terrific. But its the mindset as well. Its almost like a marathon runner. I could never run a marathon because i tell myself im too tired. He would continue to push himself through. Mental toughness. Tom he p...

Begging bruce bochy, if this world series goes seven games, to appear in that seventh game. That misses outside. Ball one. Harold that is the thing about bumgarner. Its not just the stuff. Its terrific. But its the mindset as well. Its almost like a marathon runner. I could never run a marathon because i tell myself im too tired. He would continue to push himself through. Mental toughness. Tom he pitched game three against washington and the next day, throughout the game, he is bugging bruce boc...

Specifically a book titled so youre sentenced to counselling, a violent offenders guide to lenient punishment. But not to worry, the nfl jumped in to fill the justice void. Nfl commissioner Roger Goodell slapped ray rice with a two game suspension. Jon two not one. laughter but two cheers and applause two a twogame slap. Two game slap, one for each wrist. Then after a rather vociferous and negative response to the perceived coddling of the allpro elevator puncher, the nfl recognized the errors o...

She made it to the show. [cheers and applause] jon a gentleman in the audience with his wife of 25 years. Only one ticket was left. Here is my impression of him at the time. I dont know her theyre boeing here together. We saved their relationship. Well, im just happy. But first its time for a daily showy bowl a update. Brought to you by arbys. Arbys. A lot of things cause diarrhea. [laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platters of food. They are the loveliest people in...