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Laughter i dont know how effective that is going to be. And yet it is angelic. But of course president obama was met immediately by a coalition of the session. Socalled Broad Coalition which is a complete fiction, just in contrast president bush had 37 countries before going into iraq. I think the effort is pretty weak at this stage. Jon yeah, yeah, what a smarmy ass [bleep] a disem bow eled stewart grabbing his entrails to cable network. I took a mild jab at stewart. That seems hyperbolic. You ...

Harkins annual steak fry. Was this a kickoff to a possible 2016 run for the white house . Jon oh, my god laughter retiring democrat iowa senator tom harkin has an annual steak fry and im only hearing about it now . In its 37th year . All those years, spinning my wheels at senator Daniel Patrick monahans crawfish boil. laughter a wonderland of beef was awaiting me in indianola, iowa. If you steal it. They will come. Its the subject of democalypse 2016, willary or wontary . laughter now secretary ...

Speaking of good names, thats the segue, that is the segue, and im sticking with it. The National Football league, you said, a good name. laughter cheers and applause jon a less forgiving audience would have left by now. The nfl, of course, currently going through a bit of an image problem. The nfl, we cant trust these institutions. Institution that has got all sorts of problems. This horrible, horrible institution. You will never find a more wretched of scum and villani. Jon not sure that last ...

Cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. My guest tonight, tavis smiley, author of death of a king. Its fantastic. But first, we turn to isis. The terrorist Insurgent Group slash rogue nation, slash allaround living nightmare, slashpossible boy band. Yes, different i. S. I. S. Our president s spent the past few weeks working on a strategy for dealing with them, to replace our previous strategy of. Strategy tbd. Why is it everybodys eager to use military force . The issu...

Motions, debates. A chance for candidates to present and defend their ideas through reasoned articulate discourse. Im just kidding. Candidates will confirm and come back hoping panelists will have a oops moment. You can form a cogent argument. [laughter] or you can stand there quietly and wait for your opponents [bleep] to slip out of his pants. [laughter] as a matter of fact, if4 not for some poorly constructed pantalooms slavery may never have evolved. Paint lincoln. [laughter] the debates are...

Folks, thank you so much i tell you, these people out there, they are the ones generating all the energy and all the heroism these are the itgetters i just ride the waves of their truth. Nation, i hope i dont have to tell you that america faces an existential threat from the brutal terrorists in i. S. I. S. , also known as the islamic state. laughter by the way, that is not safety school. laughter i. S. I. S. Has become my official numberone enemy. Youre off the hook for now, raisins in salad. l...

Dished out swift, Old Testament style justice. In the form of a two game ban. Which due to enormous outrage and an another even more explicit tape became a lifetime expulsion. Plus pernicious panthers pro ballplayer, accepted and noted. Greg hardys conviction on Domestic Violence charges resulting in no sus pex, and then a one game benching with an option to watch, followed by the pantherss announcement today that he is done until he appeals his misdemeanor conviction for Domestic Violence. Its ...

It comes out tomorrow, but for some reason oh its here now so beautiful you are worse than useless. I hate you youre perfect and i will never stop loving you. laughter ooh, this one came preloaded with nude photos of bono laughter oh, im glad i got the 6 plus. laughter and i really needed this new gadget because its no secret that we are slaves to our electronic devices. At least thats what siri told me to say. laughter every day, we bury our heads in our phones, desperate to download every tera...

Documentary, hunted the war against gays in russia. It has footage you cant believe it. How did you get people to come on and say that . Cn holy bleep . claughtern jon but first, if youve been paying attention to the news lately, you might have heard, were all going to die. Ebola in america. Very deadly and contagious virus may have spread. The global fight against isis. Warning of attacks the in crisis on the border. Whos coming to america. Jon we have a border so poreus that ebola or isis or e...

Come across in iraq its more frightening than anything i think ive seen. They are an imminent threat to everybody interest woo have president obama we will hunt down terrorists wherever delay are. Jon wherever even under your bed. Look out should have taken it. Well have to change that. Heres how serious the threat it. The entire International Community is coming together to stop it. The United States boasts a coalition of more than 40 countries as part of this antiisis effort. Jon i dont know i...