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Im jimmy kimmel. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching from the comfort of your homes. Welcome to the zappos theater. We are right in the heart of las vegas strip. Thats very nice. This is our second night in the desert. Thanks for coming to visit us. We are in las vegas, and let me tell you something. Out of all the shows you could go to, you could have went to see sierra, you could have gone to see barry manilow, celine dion. You chose the one where a middleaged man stands and sits a...

Jimmy thank you very muc looking good looking good out there thats great welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic president ial nomination has barely started, and its already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, Bernie Sanders and joe biden were like, hey, whos the new kid . [ la...

Senators forehead. The hearing came to an abrupt end when it turned out the rhino was playing possum and trampled the president s son. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trouble in poll land. Plus, stephen welcomes beto orourke and billy porter. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hi delightful. Hey, everybody how are you . Thanks, everybody. Welcome...

[ cheers and applause jimmy looking great. Please, welcome. Welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat. A seat. Welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Hey, guys, were in the midde of a heat wave herin new york city with temperatures this week that could reach 100 degrees. New yorkers felt somet drip on them, they didnt even care where it came from [ light laughter ] bring it on. Its hot it ...

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[ cheers and applause jimmy looking great. Please, welcome. Welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Hey, guys, were in the middle of a heat wave here in new york city with temperatures this week that could reach 100 degrees. It was so hot, today, when new yorkers felt something drip on them, they didnt even care where it came from [ li...

Charts. It will be so hot they wont be able to chart it, which, cant they just make new charts . Can you imagine that . Somebody says, how hot is it going to be today . Theyre just like, well, real, i dont know. Over the next three decades, well have days on which the heat index is so extreme it becomes incalculable, which seems bad, according to the same report, we can avoid the worst Case Scenario if we reduce emissions from fossil fuels. Unfortunately, the fossil currently fueling the white h...

Cheers and applause hello, jon audience chanting jon hey, hey, hey stephen hey, thats nice thanks, everybody cheers and applause piano riff whoo thank you all thank you very much please have a seat thanks, everybody hello, chris. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host stephen colbert. Before we start tonight, id like to congratulate the staff and crew of the late show, because today we received four emmy nominations. Stephen Whoo Whoo Whoo got four. Its a new record. Its a n...

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