Sorry, bad reception. We are not on the phone. Im going into a tunnel. I can still see you. making static sound senator, any comment on the tear gassing . Me no habla the what is the spanish word for english . What did you think of the president s actions . I enjoy violence against the innocent. Gets me off. Senator mcconnell, was the president s behavior appropriate . slide whistle its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, arrest development. Plus stephen welcomes charlamagne tha god, and musical guest Tunde Adebimpe of tv on the radio. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen dont get in my light. Youre in that light. Yeah, yeah. Look at it, its completely. Just stay there. And you just you just watch the magic. clears throat all right, you ready over there . Yeah. Stephen all right, good, me, too. Welcome to a late show everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. People are still protesting all across america, a
And then transition to gravy ness at our mashed potato bar. Plus, v. P. Mike pence will love our beautiful mayonnaise fountain. And, as always, plenty of parking for your jackbooted security detail. So. Come to franks banquet hall. Forget the virus, and come and try us announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight citizens unrest. Plus, stephen welcomes senator cory booker. Andrew ross sorkin. And musical guest brian wilson. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen is this the right height . Okay. How about this . Even better. Its even lower now. Stephen a little bit of that. Come on, were selling some tickets right here. Oh, hello. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The biggest story continues to be the one you were thinking about when you werent sleeping last night. Its the one happening all over america the protests in the wake of the murder of george floyd, whose Memorial Service in m
Killer mike and chris hayes. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. Thank you. Youre very nice. I am. Stephen thank you very much. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well, were back after ten days off, and i never imagined that, after ten days, a Global Pandemic would not be the lead story. Remember when we were all afraid of our groceries . I miss those days. No, the story that has pushed 100,000 covid deaths below the fold is americas preexisting condition racism. Protests against Police Targeting black people have broken out in dozens of cities. So april was Global Pandemic, may is maissive nationwide unrest. I assume june is plague of locusts, and then in july, pleated pants are coming back. Its not just the u. S. Citizens protesting racism in the United States. Protesters gathered in london, toronto, even berlin. You know its bad when germany thinks your countrys racist. Thats like jama
Slow the testing down, please okay. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, oklastayedhomea. Plus stephen welcomes james corden and musical guest bright eyes, with a special appearance by laura benanti. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen you want to see me do a tik tok dance, baby . You like that, baby . Mmm, mmm. I dont know if its going to happen. Wwelcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Hope you had a great weekend. It was a bit of a tough one for president trump. His rally was a bust. Boltons book got the goahead, and to top it off, he got a card yesterday reminding him hes erics father. Saturday nights rally was supposed to be trumps big moment. Hes been jonesing for the frothedup crowd for three months. His campaign was advertising it as the Great American comeback festival. Thats right. This indoor rally of thousands of screaming fans was a chance for a comeback for trump and covid19.
Seen of me on twitter. Yes, thats me. And, yes, thats an unarmed protester in a cage. But in my defense, he was resisting. And delicious. Remember, only you are responsible for what i do with dr. Stick here. Im just following orders now, if youll excuse me, curfews coming up, and i need to go season a few protesters. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight more quiet than riot. Plus, stephen welcomes congresswoman karen bass. Andrew ross sorkin. And musical guests grace potter with jackson browne, marcus king, and lucius. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen you ready over there . Yeah. Stephen what, are you ordering dinner . I was just checking my emails, babe. Stephen youre checking your emails . Were doing a show. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its friday. America made it to the end of the week. So, tgif, by which, of course, now stands for this government is fascist. Im