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Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight oh, man. You gotta see this movie. You got to see her performance in this movie. Jennifer aniston is going to be joining us in this film called cake. Its delicious. No shes shes unbelievable in it. But first, if youre like me no . All right . You woke up this morning with a difficulttoarticulate sense of panic, a kind of directionlessness, as though half of our wealth and almost all of our power was unaccounted for it with s...

Go home not our problem. If obama likes them so much, let them stay at the white house. [laughter] jon thats an interesting suggestion. Although a grown man inviting thousands of kids to his house gives off a bit of a neverland ranch vibe. [laughter] all right. So look, its not like these countries developed problems overnight. Why the sudden kidsplosion . Republicans point to the president s 2012 order theyre protects children from deportation, but that applies only to those who enter the Unite...

Ahhh for the past 48 hours, america has been forced to ask itself some very difficult questions about the way we force other people to answer some difficult questions. laughter jon for a country that prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Beca...

Afghan troop levels the amount of money that is being spent there and where its being spent. Jon trap levels your spending levels, your literacy levels hob billpass word your secret phantom. Oh this all just weeks after the president announced with we were ending our combat anything mission in afghanistan. Very suspicious thought we here at the show. laughter a classic case of a governmental or well yan coverup. The reality of a war disappearing into the abyss of bureaucratic symantecs. Obscured...

No . All right . You woke up this morning with a difficulttoarticulate sense of panic, a kind of directionlessness, as though half of our wealth and almost all of our power was unaccounted for it with strangely 99. 99 of our people still here. Youre not imagining things. The Worlds Economic Forum is under way in davos, switzerland. It is the annual gathering of the worlds financial and political elite of the swiss resort. Jon ah the world Economic Forum. Where the elite meet to eat panda meat. O...

Jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. On the show tonight my guest tonight the great actor colin firth is going to be joining us. But before we get started i did want to ask you a quick question. I was perusing the internet and i guess my question to you is did i die . laughter cuz it all seems very i died. laughter no very weird. An overwhelming day here as you can imagine. And people have been asking and im not exactly sure what and im in the trying to brag but some offer...

Insolvent. Jon oh, my god [laughter] first of all, i cant believe our federal highways have a trust fund. Get a job. Your parents didnt pull themselves up from gravel just to have you lay there. Well, actually. Now, i know our federal highways are the vital circulatory system of our nations commerce, but what exactly happens if it loses its trust fund . The Highway Trust Fund runs dry next month. Upkeep and repairs needed for an aging highway system. 65 of roads are in lessthangood condition. 25...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight oh, man. You gotta see this movie. You got to see her performance in this movie. Jennifer aniston is going to be joining us in this film called cake. Its delicious. No shes shes unbelievable in it. But first, if youre like me no . All right . You woke up this morning with a difficulttoarticulate sense of panic, a kind of directionlessness, as though half of our wealth and almost all of our power was unaccounted for it with s...

The film it is a good film she is unbelievable. First i want to talk about the show the daily show. I want to talk about the news. laughter did i just give away the premise. I want to say despite last weeks senseless attack on the french satirical magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on newsstands this morning,. More than three million copies of charlyear hebdo sold out within hours. Jon wow. That is amazing. But i want to...

Ahhh for the past 48 hours, america has been forced to ask itself some very difficult questions about the way we force other people to answer some difficult questions. laughter jon for a country that prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Beca...