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Prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Because they are pretty, they are shiny, and they are more fun to look at than the shame that lives inside of us all laughter join he, wont you . As we embark on a wonderous journey we call. Will and cate...

When i was younger. Its truly an invented beef. You know what i am saying. Now obviously we prepared a show tonight. Lower your expectations. But lets get right to it as you know our country has been making very positive strides on lgbt equality but dont worry kansas is trying to fix that. In kansas governor brownback has issued an executive order to remove Legal Protection for gay lesbian and transgender employees. That means state workers can now legally be fired harassed or denied a job based...

From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight oh, man. You gotta see this movie. You got to see her performance in this movie. Jennifer aniston is going to be joining us in this film called cake. Its delicious. No shes shes unbelievable in it. But first, if youre like me no . All right . You woke up this morning wi...

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My name is jon stewart. We have a show for you tonight. The great and recent golden globewinning Julianne Moore is going to be joining us. The film it is a good film she is unbelievable. First i want to talk about the show the daily show. I want to talk about the news. laughter did i just give away the premise. I want to say despite last weeks senseless attack on the french satirical magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on...

The show the daily show. I want to talk about the news. laughter did i just give away the premise. I want to say despite last weeks senseless attack on the french satirical magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on newsstands this morning,. More than three million copies of charlyear hebdo sold out within hours. Jon wow. That is amazing. But i want to say, i really hope this suspect the secret to it saving the Publishing Ind...

Cheers and applause hey, welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Got a good one for you tonight. Martin short ed great martin short is going to be joining us but first congratulations to anyway got a great show for you tonight. Have a great show for you tonight. Thursday we got wind of a Little Something happening at the pentagon. The u. S. Is now classifying previously publishing held information about the war in afghanistan, thins like the afghan troop levels the amount of money that...

Afghan troop levels the amount of money that is being spent there and where its being spent. Jon trap levels your spending levels, your literacy levels hob billpass word your secret phantom. Oh this all just weeks after the president announced with we were ending our combat anything mission in afghanistan. Very suspicious thought we here at the show. laughter a classic case of a governmental or well yan coverup. The reality of a war disappearing into the abyss of bureaucratic symantecs. Obscured...

Magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on newsstands this morning,. More than three million copies of charlyear hebdo sold out within hours. Jon wow. That is amazing. But i want to say, i really hope this suspect the secret to it saving the Publishing Industry because you know its going to work a few times, but that is not a sustainable model for a magazine. Of course i failed it wasnt the only way france showed its sol date...

Couple they only do that for the specialest of occasions like alicia keys release as record day and the opening of the grill inside of the building. What is it about those two . So i assume the royal couple spent their time in new york like any other tourists. You hit up the m m store, then spend the rest of the trip watching reruns of friends in your hotel room because one homeless guy called you white devils. laughter or did they kick things off some other way . Prince william meeting with pre...