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Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Good show tonight. Our friend reza aslan will be joining us and well talk about all kinds of stuff mostly god. You know, im watching fox news which ill continue now for another, i dont know 36 shows minus todays open. We often poke fun at them for lying and sucking. They to care very deeply about certain issues like benghazi. Or womens legs. Or that time one of their female anchors didnt wear a dress, now known as pantsghazi. laughter the po...

Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations...

Or that time one of their female anchors didnt wear a dress, now known as pantsghazi. laughter the point is, after fox finishes caring about lots of other stuff they eventually care very deeply about poverty. We havent heard much about poverty from the Obama White House over the last four years. Virtually no emphasis on families. Why not focus on poverty . I remember five or six years ago, president obama making this one of his main talking points im going to fix the structure of the africanamer...

Congressman aaron schock is resigning from congress. I do this with a heavy heart. He said the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction from has made it too difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th district with the high standards they deserve which i have set for myself. Jon really, really really . The constant scandal questions are too much of a distraction. Not the zip lining through a rainforest or parasailing in argentina or chilling with Buddhist M...

Cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations. laughter again, my apologies to uranus. laughter we laughter i might be pronouncing that wrong, but we certainly did not mean to forget your birthday last year. I hope this card finds you well. laughter applause cheers , ...

The real news. And to be frank, oftentimes this show is critical of fox. But only because theyre terrible. laughter like sometimes almost shockingly terrible. For instance, two weeks ago, the Justice Department released a report on the ferguson, Missouri Police department shooting of michael brown. Basically exonerating officer Darren Wilson and debunking the hands up, dont shoot narrative. And then they released a second d. O. J. Report stating the ferguson, missouri routinely violates the cons...

Why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations. laughter again, my apologies to uranus. laughter we laughter i might be pronouncing that wrong, but we certainly did not mean to forget your birt...

Show my name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, Fareed Zakaria, author of in defense of a liberal education, in terms of humanities, et cetera et cetera and so forth. Last week. laughter oh, bleep just got real. Last week, the Obama Administration and iran in cooperation with russia, france, britain, germany and china reached an his torque outline of a historic outline of a framework of an outline of a potential draft of a prefinal tentative nuclear deal arrangement . Pending approval. cheers and...

Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations...

Laughter all right. First you know, the sepublicans there are fat, fat the 2016 candidates drms have decided to skip the primary process entirely more of a coronation type dealey. laughter until now. Have the senator Bernie Sanders made it official he will run for president jon yeah cheers and applause thats right lets meet whoever Bernie Sanders is laughter no, thats actually thats colonel sanders. Lets meet deion sanders. laughter that laughter thats ned flanders. Sure. Sure, thats Bernie Sand...