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We work on it all day actress Elizabeth Olsen from avengers age of ultron is going to be joining us rate here, right here. [bleep] love it cheers and applause a man in his 50s likes superheroes. What does a man like that wear to sleep in . laughter oversized underoos. What a great saturday. I had a great saturday. Well i hope to have a great saturday next weekend to make up for this horrible lousy saturday for this washington Correspondent Dinner. Yes, once again washingtons best and brightest s...

Or that time one of their female anchors didnt wear a dress, now known as pantsghazi. laughter the point is, after fox finishes caring about lots of other stuff they eventually care very deeply about poverty. We havent heard much about poverty from the Obama White House over the last four years. Virtually no emphasis on families. Why not focus on poverty . I remember five or six years ago, president obama making this one of his main talking points im going to fix the structure of the africanamer...

Not even that the hard labor cuts his abs like diamonds no last cast him out to wander in rags a bearded pariah to send a message we shall not tolerate as a nation the deflation of our sacred balls i dont know. Son of a bitch now he just looks like muscled jesus theres no way to stop him. Tom brady is superman. If only he had a weakness a kryptonite oh, right, eli, yeah. cheers and applause meanwhile, the president ial race continues to heat up. This weekend many of the early candidates are mauc...

The goldbergs, actor jeff garlin. cheers and applause first, now that Hillary Clinton and several republican candidates have thrown their hats into the ring the 2016 election season is finally in bloom, like a beautiful flower that costs billions and billions of dollars and ultimately smells like bleep . laughter the election season flowers is really one of your lesdesirable flowers. And even though there is still an ungodly amount of time before the election, rrptz focused on mostly bigpicture ...

Ferguson, missouri routinely violates the constitution and federal law with a pattern of racial bias, Unreasonable Force, intengszal mistreatment wrongs borne disproportionately by african americans. But on fox youre going to love this despite their 24hour schedule, they really only had time for the one report. The d. O. J. Now admitting hands up, dont shoo dont shoot, never happened. People have been fed a narrative. Protesters who have been running around this country telling a lie. The tsunam...

Last week, the Obama Administration and iran in cooperation with russia, france, britain, germany and china reached an his torque outline of a historic outline of a framework of an outline of a potential draft of a prefinal tentative nuclear deal arrangement . Pending approval. cheers and applause but first, congress has some concerns. This deal doesnt dismantle one centrifuge, it doesnt close one site. There have been a clear recognition on their part israel has a right to exist as a jewish sta...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good show for you tonight. My guest tonight astrophysicist. Astrophysicist. Not the regular bleep physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth da...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight from the new show the comedians and the inventor of crystal pepsi and crystal meth, Billy Crystal. cheers and applause somebody whistled for crystal meth whistling and did it again. Anyway tonight we thought wed check in with our old paldz the Television New media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have ...

Jon really, really really . The constant scandal questions are too much of a distraction. Not the zip lining through a rainforest or parasailing in argentina or chilling with Buddhist Monks in myanmar. You served three terms in congress while apparently also competing on the amazing race. But its the questions that have you all [bleep] up. I cant work like this still i imagine resigning is the hardest thing schock will ever have to do except for perhaps cleaning out his desk. Anybody know the be...

I cant work like this still i imagine resigning is the hardest thing schock will ever have to do except for perhaps cleaning out his desk. Anybody know the best way to bubble wrap fee santa feteders anybody . I have to say i didnt think it would come to this. Questions about taxpayer funded expenses including 5,000 dollars for a replica of the president ial podium. He used taxpayer money to take a private plane to a Chicago Bears game. Taking ten staffers on a weekend trip to new york. Also repo...