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Of dollars and ultimately smells like bleep . laughter the election season flowers is really one of your lesdesirable flowers. And even though there is still an ungodly amount of time before the election, rrptz focused on mostly bigpicture issues. Would you attend a gay wedding . If a samesex couple invited you to their wedding, would you go . If you had a loved one or friend getting married in a samesex wedding, would you attend . The question is would you attend a gay wedding . laughter . Jon ...

Compatible with also us making investment in good Public Schools public universities investments in public parks. If we do those things, the values and the character that those kids are learning theyre less likely to get pregnant as teens and less likely to engage in drugs and less likely to be involved with the criminal justice system. That is a reinforcement of the values and characters that we want. I am a black man who grew up without a father and i know the costs that i paid for that. And i...

From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause jon weve got a good show we made a good show today oh weve got a nice show. Kristen wiig boy, shes good cheers and applause shes going to come out and im going to get her to admit her complicity in the false buildup to the iraq war i think. laughter all right. First you know, the sepublicans there are fat, fat the 2016 candidates drms have decided to skip the primary process enti...

Every now and again i like to check in with our good friends on the Fox News Network or or as your grandparents call it the real news. And to be frank, oftentimes this show is critical of fox. But only because theyre terrible. laughter like sometimes almost shockingly terrible. For instance, two weeks ago, the Justice Department released a report on the ferguson, Missouri Police department shooting of michael brown. Basically exonerating officer Darren Wilson and debunking the hands up, dont sho...

Feed has come to a decision. Congressman aaron schock is resigning from congress. I do this with a heavy heart. He said the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction from has made it too difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th district with the high standards they deserve which i have set for myself. Jon really, really really . The constant scandal questions are too much of a distraction. Not the zip lining through a rainforest or parasailing in argentin...

Jon hello everybody. How are you . Very nice to see you. Thank you for joining us my name is jon stewart. We have a fine fine program for you tonightment my guest tavis smiley is iting to be joining us. I always enjoy talking to tavis. Very interesting man. But we begin tonight with the media blockbuster. Rogging stone is now retracting its uva rape story after this devastating review by the Columbia University graduate school of journalism. Jon thats right it turns out that Rolling Stone the ma...

Got a good show for you tonight. One of the friends of the program, kevin hart will be joining us in just a little bit. We love that man. Dheers plaus. Jon but first, we have a little bit of revenues out of congress, illinois congressman and doingie houser want a be aaron schock famous for his Downton Abbey style office and pimped out instagram feed has come to a decision. Congressman aaron schock is resigning from congress. I do this with a heavy heart. He said the constant questions over the l...

Television new media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have repeatedly covered themselves in gore. For mondays chipotle tex mech erection, to tuesdays oh, my god, thats her car. You can see the media running behind me here. To chase the scooby van. laughter applause jon you cant blame them for chasing the scooby van because it might have scooby snacks. laughter but go on. Sh...

Process entirely more of a coronation type dealey. laughter until now. Have the senator Bernie Sanders made it official he will run for president jon yeah cheers and applause thats right lets meet whoever Bernie Sanders is laughter no, thats actually thats colonel sanders. Lets meet deion sanders. laughter that laughter thats ned flanders. Sure. Sure, thats Bernie Sanders. All right, fine. laughter there we go how will this twoterm senator this eightterm representative, this fullterm curmudgeon ...

Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations...